Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 An older gentleman and his young ,beautiful girldfriend walk into a jewlery store. The man says to the salesperson "I am looking for something special for my beauty here. What do you have". The clerk pulls out a gorgeous diamond tennis bracelet. The young woman eyes it and clearly wants it. "The clerk says "This fine piece is $5000". The old man places back on the counter and says "It's a fine item but I am looking for something very special". The clerk than walks to a safe,opens it and pulls out and jewel encrusted kecklace. It shimmered with diamonds,rubies, and sapphires. The young woman's knees went weak at the sight of it. The clerk said " This is a very rare necklace, It is worth $40,000 ." The young woman squealed and the old gent said "I'll take it. I'll write you a check. Of course, you'll need to check with the bank to make sure it clears.Once done I'll be by on Monday afternoon to pick it up." The clerk says that'll be fine ad the two walk out. The young woman practically drunk from the purchase. Monday afternoon the gent stops by and the clerk says,"I'm sorry sir, but it appears you didn't have the funds to clear the check." The old man says " No shit...But let me tell you about my weekend." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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