why_me 0 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To be a Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won £500,000. 'You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one life-line left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question...... will you go for it?' 'Sure,'said Mick,'I'll have a go Question: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?" a) Sparrow, Thrush, c) Magpie, d)Cuckoo 'I haven't got a clue,' said Mick,'' so, I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin .' Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. Fookin' hell, Mick!' cried Paddy.......'Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo.' 'Are you sure?' 'I'm fookin' sure.' Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.' 'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris 'Dat it is, Sir.' There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!' The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.' Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?' "Because he lives in a Fookin' clock!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Countryboyo 0 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 retarded joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishlad 11 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 hahahahahahhaha all give u that 1, brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 i didnt get it straight away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Very good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithwicks 182 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 retarded joke totally agree with ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Countryboyo 0 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 retarded joke totally agree with ya the good awl tans. shite humour! you would know there ancestors were krouts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky-shot 0 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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philipmurray 0 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 english people.... :stupid: :censored: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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