onthebunny 0 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 an year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctors, he turns up 2 days later with an empty jar, the nurse asks 'why no sperm sample?'... he says: 'sorry... i tried with my right hand, then with my left!.... then my wife tried with both hands!!... then her mouth, 1st with teeth in then with them out!!.... then we got ethel from next door to try!!.. but it was no good!'......... 'we just can't get the f****n jar open'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,483 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
essexjed 1 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 chuckle chuckle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the patman 4 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Ive signed my dog up for benefits. I think he's eligible and got a good chance of getting it. He's black, lazy and has no f*****g idea who his father is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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