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i am sickto death of theses charity people kncoking at the door asking for cash for old ladys to go out on busses and children in africa they want money when i have to support my own kids

 

so tonight one came and said can u put your big dog away (he meant bailey who is a 17 week old puppy ) :blink:

 

so i said 2 secs

 

came back out and he then said do you have any spare time i said not really! he said well why is that .i said becuse i have 3 kids that want their tea and a bath then bed .he said can you spare any money i said well do i look like i can? he said yeah your house looks posh from out side :doh:

 

so if i had a scrap car .broken windows. dirty nappies on my drive he wouldnt of came and knocked :D

 

these people piss me of the end i just closed the door on him

 

so the must only knock on peoples houses that look clean :o

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This reminds me of a story about a chap I used to work with at Park Hill Colliery near Wakefield in the late 70's. He was about 6ft 6in and as wide and as rough as fcuk.

 

He went home one day and found his wife talking on the doorstep to some Jehovah witnesses. He asked her if his tea was ready and she said "no" he said "go and sort it out now I will chat to these"

 

He said to the Jehovah witnesses " you were the fckuers that wouldn't fight in the war, well I am gona tell ya now if you don't fcku off you will have to fight" whilst rolling up his sleeves of this shirt.

 

It still makes me laugh cos in them days a man could get really angry if his tea wasn't on the table when he got in.

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