Guest lavyheed Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) Read all the way to the bottom of this - its hard to believe it. 2 tough questions to ask Somebody: Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Edited October 13, 2009 by lavyheed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Read all the way to the bottom of this - its hard to believe it. 2 tough questions to ask Somebody: Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Haha, brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) i picked b, but i did get rid of beethoven Edited October 13, 2009 by craigyboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JordKil 0 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Thats brill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeD 24 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 My history teacher in school asked us near enough the same question. Always catches people out. JoeD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Very good mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 dunno about that mate.but if hitler was alive today he would get my vote Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 If I could go back in time, I'd go on the piss with Churchill, then invade a country with Hitler! That'd be f*cking mint! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy_wizz 2 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Didn't beethoven end up deaf? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Just shows you mention politicians today and your wondering what scam there up to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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