its ma baw 51 Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 2 blokes in the pub discussing their sex lifes....... 1st bloke says, we're still at it like rabbits. 2nd bloke replies, I only give it to her once a month. I call it bruce Lee night..... his mate asks why? he replies............ Enter the f*****g Dragon!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul the poacher 2 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 paddys wife goes to the doctors complaining that after 20 years of sex with him she still cannot orgasm.. doctors says ask him to play soft music and have scented candles and a fan to keep you cool.paddy says ok but no fan il save money and get a friend to waft a towel anyway first night candles music and paddys friend in corner waving towel after an hour still no orgasm , wife says paddy let your mate try and see if it helps paddy agrres after a while and takes the towel 20 mins later his wife is screaming with pleasure and orgasms . paddy walks over to his friend and wife and says " and that my friend is how you waft a towel" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
its ma baw 51 Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 Dear Matt Lucas. I am sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I find you very attractive and you look like my partner who sadly also passed away. If you fancy meeting up, give me a call......... Yours... Jack Tweed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stormrider8 59 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 2 blokes in the pub discussing their sex lifes....... 1st bloke says, we're still at it like rabbits. 2nd bloke replies, I only give it to her once a month. I call it bruce Lee night..... his mate asks why? he replies............ Enter the f*****g Dragon!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robbie1 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 funny fecker!!!!!!! very good... yis robbie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
villebones 4 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 Dear Matt Lucas. I am sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I find you very attractive and you look like my partner who sadly also passed away. If you fancy meeting up, give me a call......... Yours... Jack Tweed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bluemink Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 After the sudden death of Steven gately in his spanish villa, stars of the screen have been paying tribute. Ronan keating said he was gutted, louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent. quality!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jjbel 0 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 paddys wife goes to the doctors complaining that after 20 years of sex with him she still cannot orgasm.. doctors says ask him to play soft music and have scented candles and a fan to keep you cool.paddy says ok but no fan il save money and get a friend to waft a towel anyway first night candles music and paddys friend in corner waving towel after an hour still no orgasm , wife says paddy let your mate try and see if it helps paddy agrres after a while and takes the towel 20 mins later his wife is screaming with pleasure and orgasms . paddy walks over to his friend and wife and says " and that my friend is how you waft a towel" Hahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Staggerz 7 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 lots of Westlife fans are getting upset about these jokes. I don't know why It's Only Words Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MARKR1985 15 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Ive just coppied all of these to facebook. Brilliant!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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