coursing mad 5 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 a cercumsized jew walkes into asda... slaps his cock over the counter & says a bet you cant roll that f*cker back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wboulter 3 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 (edited) i went out to a night club last night and gotta say i was dressed to kill beard sandals turban backpack YOUR BUM CHEEKS Edited October 12, 2009 by wboulter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wboulter 3 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 apparantly global warming will eventualy kill 6 million asians and africans on a more serious note my f**king snowman has just melted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,330 Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I was watching three white guys kicking the shit out of a paki once when this woman comes running up to me screaming aren't you going to help?. Don't be daft I said they're managing fine without me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy the kid 1984 1 Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I was watching three white guys kicking the shit out of a paki once when this woman comes running up to me screaming aren't you going to help?.Don't be daft I said they're managing fine without me. lol good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolly 4 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 in town today i was accosted by a big issue seller,i said "knock knock" he replied "who,s there?" i said "i thought you were F#cking homeless"!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolly 4 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 LOL thats old but still a beast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 keep um coming like to have a giggle off some of these jokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GORSYBANK 0 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 SKY NEWS HAVE REVEALED THAT STEVEN GATELEYDIED OF FOOD POISONING, A SOURCE SAID HE WAS LAST SEEN MUNCHING ON A CHOCOLATE STARFISH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe 2 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 A little boy comes into the kitchen one day & says to his mum "Nan's got a prawn!" The mother says " what on earth do you mean?" The boy takes his mum & shows her Nan asleep on the sofa - dress hitched up. He points to Nan's protruding clitoris & says, " Nan's got a prawn!" His mum whispers " That's your Nan's clitoris son!" To which the little boy replies....... "Well it tastes like a prawn!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lilvixen 26 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her" Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?" CLICK,BANG Paddy "OK, done that, what next? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mrpit Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 5 things not to say in a gay bar 1 well f..k me 2 bottoms up 3 can i bum a fag toss ya for the next round 5can someone push my stool in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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