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You spend the first nine months of your life trying to get out of it, then the rest of your life trying to get back in to it, any way you can :clapper:

 

PS

 

Tastes f@ck all like chicken stabba mate lol :tongue4:

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How come Walkers or Golden Wonder dont make fanny flavour crisps?

 

Better than salt and vinegar any day.

prawn cocktail comes close mate

 

After a packet of Scampi Fries I get fanny fingers!! :victory:

 

lol... that what i told my misses once "that s why blokes love scampi fries, make ya fingers stink!!

 

I just take some flour to bed we me now though, through it down and head for the damp patch...!

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You need to watch sex lifes of the potatoe men, crackin film with Johnny vegus in it, his mate split with his misses and he misses going down on her, as she used to put strawberry jam on it to get him down on her, now he is addicted to strawberry jam and fish paste sandwiches morning noon and night lol

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You need to watch sex lifes of the potatoe men, crackin film with Johnny vegus in it, his mate split with his misses and he misses going down on her, as she used to put strawberry jam on it to get him down on her, now he is addicted to strawberry jam and fish paste sandwiches morning noon and night lol

seen it mate well funny

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Reminds me of the fellow who approached the prostitute. "How much to just look at it?" he asked her. "A tenner" she said. He gave her the tenner and she lifts her skirt and he goes in underneath.

"What do you think of that?" she asked him,

"I can't see it, it's too dark" he says "have you a match?".

She gives him a match and asks can he see it now?

"Oh yes, I see it now, it's lovely, really nice. Do you piss out of that?" he asks her.

"Yes....Why" she replys,

"You better start pissing" he says "your on fire".

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