watchman 256 Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 How come Walkers or Golden Wonder dont make fanny flavour crisps? Better than salt and vinegar any day. prawn cocktail comes close mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
breffni 3 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Head torch not too bad. I have a mate that uses a snorkel :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Head torch not too bad.I have a mate that uses a snorkel :sick: he needs to learn how to breathe through his ears mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ROUGH COATED Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 i wonder if it whistles when she goes down the slide in the park WHISTLES !!!! HAHAHAA I BET IT BURPS OUTRAGESLY :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 If her's a fat one, tickle her till she pisses her sel, then follow it upstream like a trout Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geordieboy 23 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 How come Walkers or Golden Wonder dont make fanny flavour crisps? Better than salt and vinegar any day. prawn cocktail comes close mate After a packet of Scampi Fries I get fanny fingers!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Smells like fish. Tastes like chicken Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 You spend the first nine months of your life trying to get out of it, then the rest of your life trying to get back in to it, any way you can PS Tastes f@ck all like chicken stabba mate lol :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
drwolly 8 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 How come Walkers or Golden Wonder dont make fanny flavour crisps? Better than salt and vinegar any day. prawn cocktail comes close mate After a packet of Scampi Fries I get fanny fingers!! lol... that what i told my misses once "that s why blokes love scampi fries, make ya fingers stink!! I just take some flour to bed we me now though, through it down and head for the damp patch...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
drwolly 8 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 You need to watch sex lifes of the potatoe men, crackin film with Johnny vegus in it, his mate split with his misses and he misses going down on her, as she used to put strawberry jam on it to get him down on her, now he is addicted to strawberry jam and fish paste sandwiches morning noon and night lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 You need to watch sex lifes of the potatoe men, crackin film with Johnny vegus in it, his mate split with his misses and he misses going down on her, as she used to put strawberry jam on it to get him down on her, now he is addicted to strawberry jam and fish paste sandwiches morning noon and night lol seen it mate well funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 Reminds me of the fellow who approached the prostitute. "How much to just look at it?" he asked her. "A tenner" she said. He gave her the tenner and she lifts her skirt and he goes in underneath. "What do you think of that?" she asked him, "I can't see it, it's too dark" he says "have you a match?". She gives him a match and asks can he see it now? "Oh yes, I see it now, it's lovely, really nice. Do you piss out of that?" he asks her. "Yes....Why" she replys, "You better start pissing" he says "your on fire". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,456 Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 How big is it and how deep is he going he needs a bloody light Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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