runforyourlife 361 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Not into the ones about dogs running into stuff, dont find them funny, seen to many sad things happen to good lamping dogs... People however is a different story. A good few years back we were out lamping and spotted a charlie, it was on a far embankment and in bewteen us and the charlie was a 40 ft sheer cliff face. We planned to go around it but my mate had other ideas and started calling it in from the top of the cliff, he went nearer and nearer to the edge, i said, "it will serve him right if he fell" then his footing went and over the edge he dissappeared! You could hear him hit the rocks on the way down and then a big thund were he landed, well we were at the top pissing our selves laughing. We shone the lamp over the edge and he was lay on a pile pf grass at the bottom, not moving. Anyway long story short, he was taken to hospital in a coma. He never did regain conciousness but i'l tell you what it always makes us laugh when we think of him, and him going over the edge, hw was a proper character..... Your not right in the head mate.... you dont like to hear about dogs running into things, but it makes you laugh that you friend died falling off a cliff? With mates like you who needs enemies!!! Sorry to inform you jjbel, but life goes on..... its just one of those things..... And another thing about that night. We had to drive his car home the day after, and can you beleive his clutch went!! We had to ring his wife with the news, but it seem ed that this was the least of her worries..... Quote Link to post
waidmann 105 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 all this dogging going on,are you lads sure you are in this for the rabbits not been so lucky yet. we were out for some bunnys on a pitch black and windy night,i shot and missed a rabbit at around 30 yards with the .22 lr. three of us went to have a look if we could see it.when one of the lads put the lamp into the corn around 20ft away( about 8 inch high) all hell broke loose,two young badgers came flying at us like a pair of staffys,all teeth and attitude.they meant buisness the thought of three blokes jumping around amongst shouts of "f---- me","shoot it", "what the fu--" etc etc. they took two attacks at the ankles and wellies (fred astair would have been proud of us). they then turned off and we pissed ourselves laughing easily the funniest thing this year. anyone else been charged by badger cubs? Quote Link to post
stormrider8 59 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Not into the ones about dogs running into stuff, dont find them funny, seen to many sad things happen to good lamping dogs... People however is a different story. A good few years back we were out lamping and spotted a charlie, it was on a far embankment and in bewteen us and the charlie was a 40 ft sheer cliff face. We planned to go around it but my mate had other ideas and started calling it in from the top of the cliff, he went nearer and nearer to the edge, i said, "it will serve him right if he fell" then his footing went and over the edge he dissappeared! You could hear him hit the rocks on the way down and then a big thund were he landed, well we were at the top pissing our selves laughing. We shone the lamp over the edge and he was lay on a pile pf grass at the bottom, not moving. Anyway long story short, he was taken to hospital in a coma. He never did regain conciousness but i'l tell you what it always makes us laugh when we think of him, and him going over the edge, hw was a proper character..... Quote Link to post
kristian 9 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 out lamping one nite way the lads we saw a car park do a lane we slip do to shine da lamp in the window as u do its was the boys sister geting bucked f**k he was riping nere piss my self at him Don't take this the wrong way mate but can you wriye it in english? Quote Link to post
kristian 9 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 As my mate posted on another thread, Me and my mate were off lamping/poaching ish and the only way we could get into the golf course was through a public carpark. So we pulled in there at what must have been about 11;30pm and as we look around theres a few men parked in cars. So i said to my mate it's a bit dodgy getting out by here to get into the golf course as theres so many people in their cars. Then when i looked round i could see them watching us so we thought feck it lets go somewhere else. Turns out it was a meeting place for gays as it was in the local paper lol no wonder they were all looking the thought it was their lucky night :sick: . Quote Link to post
Guest lurchers&terriers Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE WAS SERIOUS.... YOU HONESTLY THINK SOMEONE WOULD BE f****d UP ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT UP? Quote Link to post
shaun dee 7 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 areet mate the reason that the fox wasnt dispatched as normal was because when my dog turned the fox it went striaght into the jaws of the pup and the this was the pups 1st fox and had the (throught?) so thats why the fox was not out when my mate got over there. and you are probably going to say that the pup should of still done it quick but it never but after a couple of nips and cuts it soon got the hang of things.shaun Quote Link to post
runforyourlife 361 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 areet mate the reason that the fox wasnt dispatched as normal was because when my dog turned the fox it went striaght into the jaws of the pup and the this was the pups 1st fox and had the (throught?) so thats why the fox was not out when my mate got over there. and you are probably going to say that the pup should of still done it quick but it never but after a couple of nips and cuts it soon got the hang of things.shaun lol, think you dropped a bollock saying it in the first place mate. its a lame excuse, and surely the fox dog would have been on it in less than a second.... Quote Link to post
runforyourlife 361 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE WAS SERIOUS.... YOU HONESTLY THINK SOMEONE WOULD BE f****d UP ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT UP? Jesus pal, whats your problem, why you worrying, all i can say to you is, just dont go near any clifftops while out lamping.... Quote Link to post
watchman 256 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) Something funny happened last weekend when we were out lamping. Was out shooting with my mate and we'd got to our second permission, he started to get his gun out of his gun bag and next thing i hear is a shot going off (yes he's put it away loaded without realising it)! my mate looks at me and says i think i've shot myself? i looked at him and said are you sure! so got a torch out shone it on him and he was holding his finger and i could see a hole in his finger by this time i was pissing myself laughing and wondering how the hell do you shoot yourself in the finger lol. I dropped him off in A&E and then he was taken to another hospital where they specialise in plastic surgery (Morriston hospital). He had to have an op to remove the pellet and rebuild his finger. hes gonna be at least 6 weeks out of work and his missus is making him sell his gun. I still speak to him every other day but i can't help laughing when i speak to him, i'm still thinking how the hell do you shot yourself in the hand? Everyone who asks me about it ends up pissing themselves laughing lol. I have told him to join the forum as he's stuck in the house for a couple of weeks bored! i wonder if he's joined and if you have math reply to this thread lol and post a pic of your hand atb Kristian aka titch i tell you what,the f*****g weapon sense of some people beggars belief Edited October 10, 2009 by watchman Quote Link to post
killa-combo 142 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) out lamping one nite way the lads we saw a car park do a lane we slip do to shine da lamp in the window as u do its was the boys sister geting bucked f**k he was riping nere piss my self at him tell ya mate am sorry for knocken his sister then runnin away like a girl when i found out she was pregnant no hard feelings Edited October 10, 2009 by moore-wkton89 Quote Link to post
Guest Rod&dog Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 all this dogging going on,are you lads sure you are in this for the rabbits not been so lucky yet. we were out for some bunnys on a pitch black and windy night,i shot and missed a rabbit at around 30 yards with the .22 lr. three of us went to have a look if we could see it.when one of the lads put the lamp into the corn around 20ft away( about 8 inch high) all hell broke loose,two young badgers came flying at us like a pair of staffys,all teeth and attitude.they meant buisness the thought of three blokes jumping around amongst shouts of "f---- me","shoot it", "what the fu--" etc etc. they took two attacks at the ankles and wellies (fred astair would have been proud of us). they then turned off and we pissed ourselves laughing easily the funniest thing this year. anyone else been charged by badger cubs? Charged and attacked by badgers?? ? LMFAO. Quote Link to post
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