Interesting incident with travellers

[migmog 1]

HAHAHA I poach all the time, you carnt beat it its much better than whiping out your own permission so early in the season :11: poach poach poach :11:. Wheres your permission ??? Il do a good job for you !!

[Simoman 110]

Migmog, dont come on my permission, the claymores will get you if the Heckler and Koch doesn't

[mbrydenuk 14]

is the gate ok mate

[irish lad 0]

Walter Mitty springs to mind

[slip,course,kill 0]

I went out for a shine the other night on one of my main permissions (i'm the only fella with permission) with my beddy x whippet, just for a bit of a walk and maybe a few grass rustlers!!

 

Anyway, i saw a rabbit in the lamp and slipped the dog from about yards, then all of a sudden the dog put the brakes on for some reason and stood rigid with his hackles up on his back, then i spotted a quick flash of an LED torchlight around the back of the orchard area. I called the dog back and put him back on the lead and and then a very aggressive irish voice shouted at me to "f**k off away!"

 

I shouted back, "this is private property, so you f**k off!", Then i heard a bolt being closed on a riflle!! I pulled the dog sharply to my right and a shot whizzed past my left shoulder and rattled through the hedge & wall next to me. Now i know the sound of an air rifle and pellet, and this was definatley either a rim or centrefire round

 

I ran back around the wall and tied the dog up to a tree, and then picked up a pretty large brick and sprinted around the orchard and threw the brick at the 6 bar gate where they were hiding, the noise was tremendous and i started having a right proper spastic fit and shouting and swearing at the top of my voice and asked if they wanted to try having a go face to face!! Wankers just dissapeared into the darkness!!

 

Now i'm used to certain irish people shooting at me during my time in the forces, but this has really pissed me off chronic i can tell you. There are Muntjack in the orchard area so i can only presume that some travelers or pikeys were after the deer.

 

It was only when i got back to the dog i realised how stupid i was taking on pikeys with a brick , especially when they have already tried to shoot me

 

So poachers, if you want to do it, feck off on some open public fields and stop fecking it up for us law abiding dog people who take the time and trouble to get the permission off the landowners to enjoy our sport!!!

 

I don't really want to start carrying my semi auto around with me, but i will if i have too. Still bouncing i am!!

 

PS: No offence meant to the Irish peeps on here, just the p***y scumbags!!

just cus youv watched the film snatch you think irish travilers are called pikeys bullshit im a englesh gypsie and got loads of permission and a nother thing it just gone through the houses of parliment that its racisum to call use gypsie travlers and pikeys and ther are many travlers in britain so if i were you id hush my mouth you gorgie bread house liver and a nother thing if it was travlers im shore they wouldent of terned up a good scrap i think you are full off bullshit oh and have you got a liscens for your semi auto dick

[trapperman 474]

they were probably polish they came to ireland and stole our jobs our women and then our accent,last i heard they emigrating to to the UK to steal your apples

 

 

I would of sneaked up and mullered them, but not everyone has my experience in the SAS

SAS sore arse society

[catchwrestler 31]

Where you on the balcony at the embassy ???

 

Possibly, but like I said I can't talk about it or i'd have to premanantly silence you, I've already said too much.........

 

I shall wait for the sound of breaking glass and a pair of boots coming through the window , hopefully my foreign legion training will kick in monsieur

[SEAN3513 7]

they were probably polish they came to ireland and stole our jobs our women and then our accent,last i heard they emigrating to to the UK to steal your apples

 

 

I would of sneaked up and mullered them, but not everyone has my experience in the SAS

SAS sore arse society

 

SAS.....suck any shlong

[slip,course,kill 0]

Where you on the balcony at the embassy ???

 

Possibly, but like I said I can't talk about it or i'd have to premanantly silence you, I've already said too much.........

 

I shall wait for the sound of breaking glass and a pair of boots coming through the window , hopefully my foreign legion training will kick in monsieur

the fella who started this topic is a wanna be hitman chaising shadows in the dark with a brick in his hand clever chap

[catchwrestler 31]

Due to my extensive foresight legion training i don't shoot rabbits i stare at them till they fall over !

[DIGZY 4]

I went out for a shine the other night on one of my main permissions (i'm the only fella with permission) with my beddy x whippet, just for a bit of a walk and maybe a few grass rustlers!!

 

Anyway, i saw a rabbit in the lamp and slipped the dog from about yards, then all of a sudden the dog put the brakes on for some reason and stood rigid with his hackles up on his back, then i spotted a quick flash of an LED torchlight around the back of the orchard area. I called the dog back and put him back on the lead and and then a very aggressive irish voice shouted at me to "f**k off away!"

 

I shouted back, "this is private property, so you f**k off!", Then i heard a bolt being closed on a riflle!! I pulled the dog sharply to my right and a shot whizzed past my left shoulder and rattled through the hedge & wall next to me. Now i know the sound of an air rifle and pellet, and this was definatley either a rim or centrefire round

 

I ran back around the wall and tied the dog up to a tree, and then picked up a pretty large brick and sprinted around the orchard and threw the brick at the 6 bar gate where they were hiding, the noise was tremendous and i started having a right proper spastic fit and shouting and swearing at the top of my voice and asked if they wanted to try having a go face to face!! Wankers just dissapeared into the darkness!!

 

Now i'm used to certain irish people shooting at me during my time in the forces, but this has really pissed me off chronic i can tell you. There are Muntjack in the orchard area so i can only presume that some travelers or pikeys were after the deer.

 

It was only when i got back to the dog i realised how stupid i was taking on pikeys with a brick , especially when they have already tried to shoot me

 

So poachers, if you want to do it, feck off on some open public fields and stop fecking it up for us law abiding dog people who take the time and trouble to get the permission off the landowners to enjoy our sport!!!

 

I don't really want to start carrying my semi auto around with me, but i will if i have too. Still bouncing i am!!

 

PS: No offence meant to the Irish peeps on here, just the p***y scumbags!!

 

mush thats a good ficton story you rote there you should see about getting that made into a book gorger bred dinlo how do you no it was travellers ???? you dont just because they speak irish that goes for nothing like has been said before good story for the beer tent at a lurcher show

[Guest robbie1]

got to be a piss take!!!!! all pikeys are scum eh???? i could take out to a site or two what would change your mind fella most are nice genuine people who dont have an irish accent at all!!! my grandad poached and had an irish accent but wasnt a gypsy so you want to get your facts right 1st you dickhead

Edited October 6, 2009 by robbie1

[dave mac 58]

send it into the countrymans you may win a bag of dog food.

[redneckwarior 0]

makes me laugh. pikeys this pikeys that. there is good and bad in all.. have u seen some of the caravans them people live in. come on there like four star hotels.

["Earth!" 503]

makes me laugh. pikeys this pikeys that. there is good and bad in all.. have u seen some of the caravans them people live in. come on there like four star hotels.

 

 

And being pulled by someone elses motor,running on red diesel..