Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Let me get this right.You are alone in the middle of the night?.It is pitch black?.Someone,as yet unidentified, fires a RIFLE at you?.Yet some of the replies say they would have attacked the "unknown gunman"?.I cannot ,for the life of me,think of a more entertaining site than THE HUNTING LIFE.Brilliant Jess you know my SAS training would of enabled me to fearlessly approach and silently assasinate the gunman........ Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 they were probably polish they came to ireland and stole our jobs our women and then our accent,last i heard they emigrating to to the UK to steal your apples I would of sneaked up and mullered them, but not everyone has my experience in the SAS the stealth of a jungle cat ....and the heart of a desert lion. Did you know Simo once very nearly stood up to the viscous chicken of Bristol? You know me Malt, heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter.............. Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 they were probably polish they came to ireland and stole our jobs our women and then our accent,last i heard they emigrating to to the UK to steal your apples I would of sneaked up and mullered them, but not everyone has my experience in the SAS Chicken Lickin...... You are just an animal. Cock a doodle do stabba............. Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Its a good job you had military training to not loose your nerve.The few times i have been shot at and wounded on one ocassion the last thing on my mind would have been to confront them. you must be a sandwich short of a picnic Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Let me get this right.You are alone in the middle of the night?.It is pitch black?.Someone,as yet unidentified, fires a RIFLE at you?.Yet some of the replies say they would have attacked the "unknown gunman"?.I cannot ,for the life of me,think of a more entertaining site than THE HUNTING LIFE.Brilliant Quite. And at least one of these brave 'men' is a teenager. The reply that this was a 'nightmare' was probably nearer the mark that the poster intended. Certainly sounds like a dream to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Its a good job you had military training to not loose your nerve.The few times i have been shot at and wounded on one ocassion the last thing on my mind would have been to confront them. you must be a sandwich short of a picnic Perhaps he was in the "regiment" with me? Although I can't say too much since my cover may be blown........ Link to post Share on other sites
donnyc 1,203 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 When that bullet whizzed by your shoulder you should have caught it .Used it as evidence Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher lass 9 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 scary thought, must say if were me and i had got myself and dog within safe distance away from some idiot with a rifle, i certainly wouldn't be going back!! brick or no brick i've been shot at before and feck all would make me go back for more! if this story is true glad you and the dog are safe, go and explain what happened to your landowner if this is untrue feck off and get a life! Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 RAMBO 5 J.J.Rambo comes to England to take on all the pikeys and poachers Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 When that bullet whizzed by your shoulder you should have caught it .Used it as evidence Thats what I would of done donny........with my teeth.......... Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 RAMBO 5 J.J.Rambo comes to England to take on all the pikeys and poachers and rid the huntinglife of all scum Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher lass 9 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 RAMBO 5 J.J.Rambo comes to England to take on all the pikeys and poachers all those poaches better watch out Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 RAMBO 5 J.J.Rambo comes to England to take on all the pikeys and poachers and rid the huntinglife of all scum Rambo would run out of ammo before the cull was complete......... Link to post Share on other sites
catchwrestler 31 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 At last count the former members of the SAS numbered 10'000 Where you on the balcony at the embassy ??? Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Where you on the balcony at the embassy ??? Possibly, but like I said I can't talk about it or i'd have to premanantly silence you, I've already said too much......... Link to post Share on other sites
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