MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 (edited) Went up to my new bit of ground today with the good lady and the dog,enjoying a warm stroll when she fell down a rabbit hole and twisted her ankle.Yesterday when i was ferreting my dad fell down a hole and got his leg tangled in brambles that left his leg ripped to shreds. Of course the good lady says its my fault for going up there for a walk and not somewhere else,so its my fault she walks round with her eyes shut,she is now sat in the chair giving me orders fetch me this,get me that etc .Wish i had gone on my own now . She said you will have to cook your own dinner i have got to go shopping tomorrow Hope she makes a quick recovery,i can't handle the household chores Here she is sat IN my chair watching qvc,has not stopped her tv shopping though. Edited October 4, 2009 by MR TEA POT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swamper 11 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 took mine shooting once........................never again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MuttleMcTuttle 21 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Sorry, I do hope your young lady is better soon! Meanwhile, shouldn't you be doing the ironing? Don't worry, you'll soon get the hang of household chores, I mean it's soooooo easy, even wimmin can do it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Christ its a good job they arnt putting in compo claims from you , your old man yesterday & now the Mrs Anyway QVC has to be better than the soaps dont it i hope she runs you ragged & milks it for all its worth , i would Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Christ its a good job they arnt putting in compo claims from you , your old man yesterday & now the Mrs Anyway QVC has to be better than the soaps dont it i hope she runs you ragged & milks it for all its worth , i would Glad she can not get upstairs and read that KAY,other wise she would have me run ragged........must be cup of tea time again i can hear her golden tones flowing up the stairs.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2434me 13 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 took mine shooting once........................never again. Took mine shooting once !..................................MISSED ! lolol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
migmog 1 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Well it sounds like youv definatly fallen for the old :oops: iv fallen down a rabbit hole and twisted my ankle trick :11: Keep the brews going lad while the smarter half sits watching telly & playing the old xbox 360 games :11: Im sure when she realises your just a man and your not upto a proper womans jobs the old twisted ankle will start working again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RABBIT_HUNTER 0 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Nice dog!.............. ...............and what way is the black thing to left of pic bred?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
migmog 1 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 took mine shooting once........................never again. Took mine shooting once !..................................MISSED ! lolol TOOK MINE SHOOTING 6 TIMES SHES JUST PURE FECKING LUCKY :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Christ its a good job they arnt putting in compo claims from you , your old man yesterday & now the Mrs Anyway QVC has to be better than the soaps dont it i hope she runs you ragged & milks it for all its worth , i would Glad she can not get upstairs and read that KAY,other wise she would have me run ragged........must be cup of tea time again i can hear her golden tones flowing up the stairs.......... Make her a flask & then you can use the pc for a bit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Nice dog!.............................and what way is the black thing to left of pic bred?! Its a sooner mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 F**k me mate, I think your guests should be waring full body armour when they go out with you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Don't think i can take much more of this housework its not as easy as it looks.I tried the ironing in my pants as the good lady does i can not get the creases out,didn't have a clue how many tablets to put in the washing machine,then i had to seperate all the whites from the colours,feck me you need a degree to get the thing working to many lights and buttons . Still on the plus side while she can't move i can take advantage....................... ....................And rob her purse and leggit to the off licence for some beer she will never catch me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted October 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 F**k me mate, I think your guests should be waring full body armour when they go out with you Bring it with all your ferreting gear,you might want to take out a life insurance policy as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 F**k me mate, I think your guests should be waring full body armour when they go out with you Bring it with all your ferreting gear,you might want to take out a life insurance policy as well I'll see if I can get it added on to my shooting insurance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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