craigyboy 1,274 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 two men are at the opposite sides of the world but are thinking exactly the same thing, one is walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers the other is having a blow job off an 85 yr old woman what are they both thinking.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) yer good one! ..... Edited September 28, 2009 by greatwhitehunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) WOMENS LONELY HEARTS ADS...what they really mean; adventurous=slut athletic=no tits 30 something=41 fun=annoying wild=gets pissed easily beautiful eyes=face like a robbers dog seeks knight in shining armour=ex-husbands a fecking nutter new-age=hairy with a smelly fanny headstrong=argumentative enjoys pubbing and clubbing=alcholic curvy=fat c**t cuddly=fat c**t likes eating out=greedy fat c**t likes nights in=lazy fat c**t likes eating in=lazy greedy fat c**t Edited September 28, 2009 by craigyboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogs-n-natives 1,182 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 WHERES THE JOKE? sounds about bang on to me mate.... quite useful info really! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
broady 0 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 WOMENS LONELY HEARTS ADS...what they really mean;adventurous=slut athletic=no tits 30 something=41 fun=annoying wild=gets pissed easily beautiful eyes=face like a robbers dog seeks knight in shining armour=ex-husbands a fecking nutter new-age=hairy with a smelly fanny headstrong=argumentative enjoys pubbing and clubbing=alcholic curvy=fat c**t cuddly=fat c**t likes eating out=greedy fat c**t likes nights in=lazy fat c**t love it ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester 147 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAACCY 105 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 pmsl ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 dont look down..dont look down..dont look down..dont look down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve109 43 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 aint the the truth'' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 whats this country and my wifes fanny got in common...... labour has ruined both of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martyn789 0 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 :11: spot on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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