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Two blokes in a pub, talking about what would happen is the world was about to end.

 

One bloke says to the other, 'So what would you do if you knew the world would end in three minutes?'

 

The other bloke said, 'I'd shag anything that moves! What would you do?'

 

The first bloke said, 'Stand very, very still!'

 

:laugh:

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