unusual weird profile names

[Spangle 0]

Spangle . . . . . . . . After the sweet ( you young un's wont remember them!)

[Fabapocalypse 35]

Mine's from a song lyric, thought it was a good idea at first because no-one else would have it, but it's a beggar to type and even I can't pronounce it....

[jigsaw 11,864]

after the bull terrier i kept,truly a great working bitch,8 years of graft and not once did she shun the job.

[scent 509]

SCENT ,because my cock smalls of nob cheeses

[thumbless 0]

Me name is thumbless, you can call me Davey.

 

Lost my thumb in a work accident 3 years ago, as someone said it was just a nip.

 

They wanted to cut off and stick on a toe, sucking my toe was gross and as i love walking, it was feck that for a game of soldiers.

 

Reminded me of Kunta Kinte the African slave from Roots, They cut his foot off to stop him running away.

 

They tried sticking the old thumb back on but the superglue did not work.

 

 

 

Thanks for the information and amusement i have had on here as some of the bitching on here really made me smile.

 

Usally i wait for someone to ask why i am called thumbless, usally takes around 5 minutes, then i tell them i am a liar and still have one. .

 

P.S on most forums telling people about your user name is a common courtesy, next is giving people an introduction about yourself, that will be good for a laugh.

 

Davey.

[martync1967 64]

thanks for that bit of info davey do you miss the other half (thumb that is)alb martync

[thumbless 0]

thanks for that bit of info davey do you miss the other half (thumb that is)alb martync

 

 

 

Of course i miss my thumb it was my best friend for 42 years

 

Tying Knots can be a pain and my partner had to button up my jeans for a while.

 

I used to call it my second something or other as it was that sensitive it was like some one squeezing your testicle as one day playing with a ball the dog came up and nipped me in excitement.

 

Being right handed you start use your left hand more.

 

Got My Credit card shut down as someone was trying to use my account i tried telling them my hand writing had changed, had to take my birth certificate, passport and a proof of address.

 

I used to Scuba dive and the signal for Ascend / Go up was a thumbs up.

 

Davey.

 

 

:friends: :11:

 

Davey.

[Guest foxyjo.]

Foxy and Jo are the names of two horses I owned at the time. Foxy lives with a friend now, but I've had Jo for 20 years.

[dogs-n-natives 1,182]

SCENT ,because my cock smalls of nob cheeses

Scent, the correct term is Helmetdale! :sick:

[Fat-Ferret 857]

I have a Fat Ferret

[ladycat 0]

i named myself after two bag chasers,whos owner has to dispatch the quary for them,then lies about them on the net while allways going on about the truth.

[waidmann 105]

waidmann is an old/traditional name for a sporting/ethical huntsman in german,i spent a long time there and thought it original.

some good stories though.

atb

[-=Magwitch=- 29]

Spangle . . . . . . . . After the sweet ( you young un's wont remember them!)

I remember Spraggle's..............................fecking horrid things.

[Penda 3,341]

My names penda cause its like panda but with an E instead of an A derrrrr

Edited September 29, 2009 by Penda

[Guest ROUGH COATED]

cos i'm called colin and live in luton and wear tanktops and comfy humphey shoes from the back of the sunday mag in the paper

 

 

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