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i have a car for sale and just received this email>>

 

Hello,

Am Larry Akins by name...i saw your ads that you have for sale and am interested in buying it...so i will like you to get back to me with this details...

Last Asking Price...

Pics of it....

The Recent Condition....

so kindly get back to me soonest...

 

Regards....

 

My Phone No: +447023057689

 

 

so i replied something along the lines of £499 is my first and last price NO OFFERS!

 

just received another reply which read>>

 

Thanks for the mail and the response...well the asking price is okay by me..but my mode of payment is through check..so before the check can be sent to you..i will need you to get back to me with this details..

Your Full Name.....

Your Address.......(to no P.O.box)

Zip Code........

state..........

country...........

Phone Number..........

once i get this details the check will be issued and sent to you immediately...so you will have to notify me when the check get's to you and take note that shipping cost will be included...hope to read from you soonest....

 

Regards....

 

 

i never get bored of hearing the latest scam, although i have heard this one loads i am knida dissapointed with their lack of imagination..

 

what does everyone think i should reply ??

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Gordon Brown

10 Downing st

London

England

SW1A 2AA

 

+442079250918 (Sad but I looked this up :icon_redface: )

 

its not sad i nearly looked it up myself lol :icon_redface:

 

 

and you know me manda i was just about to say that naughty f word and then thought i would have a bit fun with it lol xxx

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Gordon Brown

10 Downing st

London

England

SW1A 2AA

 

+442079250918 (Sad but I looked this up :icon_redface: )

 

its not sad i nearly looked it up myself lol :icon_redface:

 

 

and you know me manda i was just about to say that naughty f word and then thought i would have a bit fun with it lol xxx

 

 

Naughty F word haha mushrooms idea is canny good, i wonder what response you'd get??!! xx

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Can you sort this one out too please .......... :blink:

 

 

Dear Friend,

 

My Name is DR PAUL AMOS JOHN , I have been searching for your contact since you left our country some years ago .I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only used your name initials to search for your contact in the internet .In case you are not the person I am supposed to contact , please see this as a confidential message and do not reveal it to another person but if you are not the intended receiver, do let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below because it is top secret.

I am still working with the Bank of Africa where we met during your official visit to my country.I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger .You must assure me that everything will be handled confidentially because we are not going to suffer again in life.

 

It has been 10 years now that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent. Their Political advisers always

inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer.

I acted as the Bank Officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me because the money was too much for them to

control. They laundered over $2bn during the process .As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert more than Two Hundred Million Dollars ($200m) to an escrow account belonging to no one in the bank. The bank is anxious now to know who

is the beneficiary to the funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds.

It is more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using our bank to transfer funds overseas. The $200M has been lying waste but I don't want to retire from the bank without transferring the funds to a foreign account to enable me share the

proceeds with the receiver. The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .

There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because I secured everything.I only want you to assist me by providing a viable bank account where the funds can be transferred. You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as I am going to handle the transfer personally. If you are capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give you detailed information on what to do.

 

For me, I have not stolen the money from anyone because the other people that took the whole money did not face any problems. This is my chance also to grab my own but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages as no one in the bank knows about the funds.

 

Please supply me the following:

Your current contact address and Telephone Numbers. Whether you will be able to come down again to my country to meet me before the commencement of the transfer.

I shall intimate you on what to do when I get your confirmation and acceptance. If you are capable of being my trusted associate, do declare your consent to me.

Waiting for your urgent response.call me or reply to this my personal email address +226 76 40 82 34 or john_amos01@voila.fr

Yours Faithfully,

 

 

DR PAUL AMOS JOHN

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:clapper:

 

just received this back lol

 

Hello,

Thanks for the mail and the details provided...well the check will be issued and sent to you and once you get the check do let me know ok....hope to read from you soonest....

 

Regards....

 

gordons gettin a cheque lol

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:clapper:

 

just received this back lol

 

Hello,

Thanks for the mail and the details provided...well the check will be issued and sent to you and once you get the check do let me know ok....hope to read from you soonest....

 

Regards....

 

gordons gettin a cheque lol

 

Haha feckin retards lol xx

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i have a car for sale and just received this email>>

 

Hello,

Am Larry Akins by name...i saw your ads that you have for sale and am interested in buying it...so i will like you to get back to me with this details...

Last Asking Price...

Pics of it....

The Recent Condition....

so kindly get back to me soonest...

 

Regards....

 

My Phone No: +447023057689

 

 

so i replied something along the lines of £499 is my first and last price NO OFFERS!

 

just received another reply which read>>

 

Thanks for the mail and the response...well the asking price is okay by me..but my mode of payment is through check..so before the check can be sent to you..i will need you to get back to me with this details..

Your Full Name.....

Your Address.......(to no P.O.box)

Zip Code........

state..........

country...........

Phone Number..........

once i get this details the check will be issued and sent to you immediately...so you will have to notify me when the check get's to you and take note that shipping cost will be included...hope to read from you soonest....

 

Regards....

 

 

i never get bored of hearing the latest scam, although i have heard this one loads i am knida dissapointed with their lack of imagination..

 

what does everyone think i should reply ??

tell them ur numbers +447023057689

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Can you sort this one out too please .......... :blink:

 

 

Dear Friend,

 

My Name is DR PAUL AMOS JOHN , I have been searching for your contact since you left our country some years ago .I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only used your name initials to search for your contact in the internet .In case you are not the person I am supposed to contact , please see this as a confidential message and do not reveal it to another person but if you are not the intended receiver, do let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below because it is top secret.

I am still working with the Bank of Africa where we met during your official visit to my country.I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger .You must assure me that everything will be handled confidentially because we are not going to suffer again in life.

 

It has been 10 years now that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent. Their Political advisers always

inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer.

I acted as the Bank Officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me because the money was too much for them to

control. They laundered over $2bn during the process .As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert more than Two Hundred Million Dollars ($200m) to an escrow account belonging to no one in the bank. The bank is anxious now to know who

is the beneficiary to the funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds.

It is more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using our bank to transfer funds overseas. The $200M has been lying waste but I don't want to retire from the bank without transferring the funds to a foreign account to enable me share the

proceeds with the receiver. The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .

There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because I secured everything.I only want you to assist me by providing a viable bank account where the funds can be transferred. You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as I am going to handle the transfer personally. If you are capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give you detailed information on what to do.

 

For me, I have not stolen the money from anyone because the other people that took the whole money did not face any problems. This is my chance also to grab my own but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages as no one in the bank knows about the funds.

 

Please supply me the following:

Your current contact address and Telephone Numbers. Whether you will be able to come down again to my country to meet me before the commencement of the transfer.

I shall intimate you on what to do when I get your confirmation and acceptance. If you are capable of being my trusted associate, do declare your consent to me.

Waiting for your urgent response.call me or reply to this my personal email address +226 76 40 82 34 or john_amos01@voila.fr

Yours Faithfully,

 

 

DR PAUL AMOS JOHN

 

My mates son replied to one of these emails last year, which surprised me as i thought he had a bit of savvy, Anyway, when he went to the bank he was greeted with the manager and the fraud squad,after they had finished with him his old man tore a strip off him too. There were no charges made but the bank did close his account.

 

I wonder how many other people have fallen for these things?

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Can you sort this one out too please .......... :blink:

 

 

Dear Friend,

 

My Name is DR PAUL AMOS JOHN , I have been searching for your contact since you left our country some years ago .I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only used your name initials to search for your contact in the internet .In case you are not the person I am supposed to contact , please see this as a confidential message and do not reveal it to another person but if you are not the intended receiver, do let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below because it is top secret.

I am still working with the Bank of Africa where we met during your official visit to my country.I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger .You must assure me that everything will be handled confidentially because we are not going to suffer again in life.

 

It has been 10 years now that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent. Their Political advisers always

inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer.

I acted as the Bank Officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me because the money was too much for them to

control. They laundered over $2bn during the process .As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert more than Two Hundred Million Dollars ($200m) to an escrow account belonging to no one in the bank. The bank is anxious now to know who

is the beneficiary to the funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds.

It is more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using our bank to transfer funds overseas. The $200M has been lying waste but I don't want to retire from the bank without transferring the funds to a foreign account to enable me share the

proceeds with the receiver. The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .

There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because I secured everything.I only want you to assist me by providing a viable bank account where the funds can be transferred. You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as I am going to handle the transfer personally. If you are capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give you detailed information on what to do.

 

For me, I have not stolen the money from anyone because the other people that took the whole money did not face any problems. This is my chance also to grab my own but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages as no one in the bank knows about the funds.

 

Please supply me the following:

Your current contact address and Telephone Numbers. Whether you will be able to come down again to my country to meet me before the commencement of the transfer.

I shall intimate you on what to do when I get your confirmation and acceptance. If you are capable of being my trusted associate, do declare your consent to me.

Waiting for your urgent response.call me or reply to this my personal email address +226 76 40 82 34 or john_amos01@voila.fr

Yours Faithfully,

 

 

DR PAUL AMOS JOHN

 

My mates son replied to one of these emails last year, which surprised me as i thought he had a bit of savvy, Anyway, when he went to the bank he was greeted with the manager and the fraud squad,after they had finished with him his old man tore a strip off him too. There were no charges made but the bank did close his account.

 

I wonder how many other people have fallen for these things?

 

so he didnt get the money then? :L

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