Kay 3,709 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Kay.This fecker was running about my bedroom Sunday night. It was bigger the a ten pence piece :sick:.Any way took a pic then gave it a good whack with my slipper Had to couldent catch in a glass It ran like a hare .Catcher rather you than me , i would have sucked it up the hoover :laugh: Feck the the hoover.A good slipper on the nut did the job Was going to get in one of the Lurchers this thing could move like a hare .Catcher My terrier would have dealt with it , all you could hear in the garden was her teeth knacking together where she was diving about for flys , and the amount of stuff she broke throwing herself about the place was unreal So how many times did you miss it before the slipper got the bugger :laugh: I forgot to ask did you enjoy saturday & get drunk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghillies 209 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 bigger than a ten pence peace try sitting in the autumn twightlight, TV on, then from the dark reseses of under the sofa apear these two wacking big legs, then its eyes came out, looked at all of us one ny one, yes you could see who it was looking at lmao, then walked accross the floor, big as a hand all but lolol... even the kids picked their legs up sharpish hahaha i was in stitch's....... Kay, get a measure out, or a meter ruler... measure from the camera then take a snap of the middle of it and see what the f/ setting really puts in focous, and what difference more and less light does (faster slower shutter speed). you'll notise what happens to the narmal shutter speed as the f/ stop goes up.. or down. remember thouh, the further away the more will be in focus, e.g. f/6 at 3 feet will be an inch, f/6 at 50 yards will be 10 feet sort of thing...i think thats what trips a few people up. Thats to complicated all this ''f'' stuff god knows what it is hehehe theres only three to chose from kay..f/, shutter speed, and iso... go for it woman sniggers...press n play snap a pic of the ruler you'll suss it..simplicity at its best. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Kay.This fecker was running about my bedroom Sunday night. It was bigger the a ten pence piece :sick:.Any way took a pic then gave it a good whack with my slipper Had to couldent catch in a glass It ran like a hare .Catcher rather you than me , i would have sucked it up the hoover :laugh: Feck the the hoover.A good slipper on the nut did the job Was going to get in one of the Lurchers this thing could move like a hare .Catcher My terrier would have dealt with it , all you could hear in the garden was her teeth knacking together where she was diving about for flys , and the amount of stuff she broke throwing herself about the place was unreal So how many times did you miss it before the slipper got the bugger :laugh: I forgot to ask did you enjoy saturday & get drunk Make me look a fool.Four or five Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Kay.This fecker was running about my bedroom Sunday night. It was bigger the a ten pence piece :sick:.Any way took a pic then gave it a good whack with my slipper Had to couldent catch in a glass It ran like a hare .Catcher rather you than me , i would have sucked it up the hoover :laugh: Feck the the hoover.A good slipper on the nut did the job Was going to get in one of the Lurchers this thing could move like a hare .Catcher My terrier would have dealt with it , all you could hear in the garden was her teeth knacking together where she was diving about for flys , and the amount of stuff she broke throwing herself about the place was unreal So how many times did you miss it before the slipper got the bugger :laugh: I forgot to ask did you enjoy saturday & get drunk Make me look a fool.Four or five God thats made me laugh i have this mental image of you on your hands & knees trying to kill the thing :laugh: in stripey pyjama's ,,, sorry ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Kay.This fecker was running about my bedroom Sunday night. It was bigger the a ten pence piece :sick:.Any way took a pic then gave it a good whack with my slipper Had to couldent catch in a glass It ran like a hare .Catcher rather you than me , i would have sucked it up the hoover :laugh: Feck the the hoover.A good slipper on the nut did the job Was going to get in one of the Lurchers this thing could move like a hare .Catcher My terrier would have dealt with it , all you could hear in the garden was her teeth knacking together where she was diving about for flys , and the amount of stuff she broke throwing herself about the place was unreal So how many times did you miss it before the slipper got the bugger :laugh: I forgot to ask did you enjoy saturday & get drunk Make me look a fool.Four or five God thats made me laugh i have this mental image of you on your hands & knees trying to kill the thing :laugh: in stripey pyjama's ,,, sorry ... Glad someone got a laugh.Had to take my slipper out the back and wash it down with the hose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Kay.This fecker was running about my bedroom Sunday night. It was bigger the a ten pence piece :sick:.Any way took a pic then gave it a good whack with my slipper Had to couldent catch in a glass It ran like a hare .Catcher rather you than me , i would have sucked it up the hoover :laugh: Feck the the hoover.A good slipper on the nut did the job Was going to get in one of the Lurchers this thing could move like a hare .Catcher My terrier would have dealt with it , all you could hear in the garden was her teeth knacking together where she was diving about for flys , and the amount of stuff she broke throwing herself about the place was unreal So how many times did you miss it before the slipper got the bugger :laugh: I forgot to ask did you enjoy saturday & get drunk Make me look a fool.Four or five God thats made me laugh i have this mental image of you on your hands & knees trying to kill the thing :laugh: in stripey pyjama's ,,, sorry ... Glad someone got a laugh.Had to take my slipper out the back and wash it down with the hose God it must have been a big spider if it left a mess on your slipper tears running down my face now :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi Kay.This fecker was running about my bedroom Sunday night. It was bigger the a ten pence piece :sick:.Any way took a pic then gave it a good whack with my slipper Had to couldent catch in a glass It ran like a hare .Catcher rather you than me , i would have sucked it up the hoover :laugh: Feck the the hoover.A good slipper on the nut did the job Was going to get in one of the Lurchers this thing could move like a hare .Catcher My terrier would have dealt with it , all you could hear in the garden was her teeth knacking together where she was diving about for flys , and the amount of stuff she broke throwing herself about the place was unreal So how many times did you miss it before the slipper got the bugger :laugh: I forgot to ask did you enjoy saturday & get drunk Make me look a fool.Four or five God thats made me laugh i have this mental image of you on your hands & knees trying to kill the thing :laugh: in stripey pyjama's ,,, sorry ... Glad someone got a laugh.Had to take my slipper out the back and wash it down with the hose God it must have been a big spider if it left a mess on your slipper tears running down my face now :laugh: Between washing the slipper and having two Lurchers jumping all over me.Pluz a hangover.I just about lossed it.And it was dark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Theres nothing worse than dealing with hyper dogs when your trying to wash of a spider carcass from your slipper As for the hangover , well just remember what fun you must of had getting it :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Theres nothing worse than dealing with hyper dogs when your trying to wash of a spider carcass from your slipper As for the hangover , well just remember what fun you must of had getting it :laugh: Think you like to see a man in pain Kay :sick: only myself to blame Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Theres nothing worse than dealing with hyper dogs when your trying to wash of a spider carcass from your slipper As for the hangover , well just remember what fun you must of had getting it :laugh: Think you like to see a man in pain Kay :sick: only myself to blame Well i was know to smirk when my old man had gout , thats self inflicted i said , he said bollox is it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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