Guest MOLLY Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m. drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Phew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh f*ck", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted. :11: MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilky 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 PMSL :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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allrounder 47 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 :11: but molly i thought you were a womman didnt no you had a wife Quote Link to post Share on other sites
landy 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 :11: :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Im confused too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted. Nice one, Moll! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Ok, i should have changed it to husband Didnt think anyone would have noticed But did'nt because women dont fart MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 You know fine well that was the dog, no human could expell gas as much as that :stinker: MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shaman Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I'm putting this reply on while the wife is on night shift cos I would get severe bruising otherwise but my wife snores, farts, swears and generally outdoes any self respecting bloke on a Friday night. However come Saturday morning deniesl all effing knowledge of it. Ring a bell Molly? :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Definately not :realmad: ............Not on a friday anyway MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yep, same here, the present mrs baldie snores like a pig wi its throat slit, and can outdo my self in the bottom burp dept, i keep telling her its not ladylike, and there is a suttle difference between farting, and riving ones arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shaman Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 We aint gonna win that one Baldie :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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