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ok i will start, i was sitting getting ready for the rangers champions league game to start when there was a chap at the door and the missus answered it, as the football was about to start, and this man asked if there was a dog for sale. so she gave me a shout i went to the door (and not him but the missus said guy about the dog for sale) , so instead of asking what dog i just said patterdale, as i have her up for sale, he said yes so i invited him through and showed him the bitch but also my lurchers he took a good look around and said he would get back to me about the terrier and then started asking about the ferrets so i showed him the ferrets and then he left saying he would be in touch. i know yous are all thinking stupid cnut but its not like me when someone phones i arrange to meet them somewhere else but this guy just turned up at the door no phone call nothing, so it was sprung on me him turning up knowing my address. what you guys think im para as fcuk now in case i get up and iv been emptied out

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It ,might just be the case that one of yer mates put him round to the door but keep yer gaurd up mate you never know

i have had the same thing happen to me and it was two weeks after when i seen one of my freinds and the first thing he said to me was DID THAT GUY COME ROUND ABOUT THE DOG , it wasnt until then that it all fell into place , i did give him a telling off for not informing me first but you know how it is some folk just dont think .

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ok i will start, i was sitting getting ready for the rangers champions league game to start when there was a chap at the door and the missus answered it, as the football was about to start, and this man asked if there was a dog for sale. so she gave me a shout i went to the door (and not him but the missus said guy about the dog for sale) , so instead of asking what dog i just said patterdale, as i have her up for sale, he said yes so i invited him through and showed him the bitch but also my lurchers he took a good look around and said he would get back to me about the terrier and then started asking about the ferrets so i showed him the ferrets and then he left saying he would be in touch. i know yous are all thinking stupid cnut but its not like me when someone phones i arrange to meet them somewhere else but this guy just turned up at the door no phone call nothing, so it was sprung on me him turning up knowing my address. what you guys think im para as fcuk now in case i get up and iv been emptied out

 

 

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im only from a small village mate no one knew i was selling the bitch apart from on here and i didnt give my address out thats whats getting to me i should have remembered :doh: but the football was starting and i had couple of drinks in me. it wasnt till the missus said how did he get this address i realised i had fcuked up.

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ok i will start, i was sitting getting ready for the rangers champions league game to start when there was a chap at the door and the missus answered it, as the football was about to start, and this man asked if there was a dog for sale. so she gave me a shout i went to the door (and not him but the missus said guy about the dog for sale) , so instead of asking what dog i just said patterdale, as i have her up for sale, he said yes so i invited him through and showed him the bitch but also my lurchers he took a good look around and said he would get back to me about the terrier and then started asking about the ferrets so i showed him the ferrets and then he left saying he would be in touch. i know yous are all thinking stupid cnut but its not like me when someone phones i arrange to meet them somewhere else but this guy just turned up at the door no phone call nothing, so it was sprung on me him turning up knowing my address. what you guys think im para as fcuk now in case i get up and iv been emptied out

:doh::doh::doh::doh: well done

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ok i will start, i was sitting getting ready for the rangers champions league game to start when there was a chap at the door and the missus answered it, as the football was about to start, and this man asked if there was a dog for sale. so she gave me a shout i went to the door (and not him but the missus said guy about the dog for sale) , so instead of asking what dog i just said patterdale, as i have her up for sale, he said yes so i invited him through and showed him the bitch but also my lurchers he took a good look around and said he would get back to me about the terrier and then started asking about the ferrets so i showed him the ferrets and then he left saying he would be in touch. i know yous are all thinking stupid cnut but its not like me when someone phones i arrange to meet them somewhere else but this guy just turned up at the door no phone call nothing, so it was sprung on me him turning up knowing my address. what you guys think im para as fcuk now in case i get up and iv been emptied out

:doh::doh::doh::doh: well done

 

thanks for the help

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ok i will start, i was sitting getting ready for the rangers champions league game to start when there was a chap at the door and the missus answered it, as the football was about to start, and this man asked if there was a dog for sale. so she gave me a shout i went to the door (and not him but the missus said guy about the dog for sale) , so instead of asking what dog i just said patterdale, as i have her up for sale, he said yes so i invited him through and showed him the bitch but also my lurchers he took a good look around and said he would get back to me about the terrier and then started asking about the ferrets so i showed him the ferrets and then he left saying he would be in touch. i know yous are all thinking stupid cnut but its not like me when someone phones i arrange to meet them somewhere else but this guy just turned up at the door no phone call nothing, so it was sprung on me him turning up knowing my address. what you guys think im para as fcuk now in case i get up and iv been emptied out

:doh::doh::doh::doh: well done

 

thanks for the help

 

i know your right but its getting to me i cant believe what the fcuk iv done, any noise im straight out the back door im para as fcuk

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ok i will start, i was sitting getting ready for the rangers champions league game to start when there was a chap at the door and the missus answered it, as the football was about to start, and this man asked if there was a dog for sale. so she gave me a shout i went to the door (and not him but the missus said guy about the dog for sale) , so instead of asking what dog i just said patterdale, as i have her up for sale, he said yes so i invited him through and showed him the bitch but also my lurchers he took a good look around and said he would get back to me about the terrier and then started asking about the ferrets so i showed him the ferrets and then he left saying he would be in touch. i know yous are all thinking stupid cnut but its not like me when someone phones i arrange to meet them somewhere else but this guy just turned up at the door no phone call nothing, so it was sprung on me him turning up knowing my address. what you guys think im para as fcuk now in case i get up and iv been emptied out

:doh::doh::doh::doh: well done

 

thanks for the help

i know your right but its getting to me i cant believe what the fcuk iv done, any noise im straight out the back door im para as fcuk

dont let them out of yours or friends an family sight 4 a while
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i know mate the missus and the kids are all worked up now. through my fcuking stupidity, if i hadnt had a couple of drinks for the football id have been more on my toes but i invited the fecker in then realised no one had my fecking address i feel like a fecking dcik, im just hoping the guy was genuine, but i cant see where he got my address and thats getting to me.. how someone could just turn up and ask if i had a dog for sale. iv had a dog stolen before and i dont want to go through that again.

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no nothing just a big skinny guy in his 50ts, i know all the questions i should have asked and didnt but thats on reflection im a fecking idiot if anything happens my kids will never forgive me the dogs are theres and my world, im on here as i dont want to go to bed the comp is at the back window so if anyone goes round i will here them and im praying nothing happens

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just found out they are back 10 miles down the road from me, and i know the last travellers got my last bitch but it was when i stayed at a differnt address. she was a black and tan saluki greyhound. IM A FECKING IDIOT. if my kids get up and there dogs have gone, i dont even know what to tell them. FCUK

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