any midgets available to come digging

[.terrier man. 193]

ARE THERE ANY MIDGETS AVAILABLE TO COME DIGGING, MUSNT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK OR CLOSTEPHOBIC, WOULD MAKE THINGS A LOT EASIER

[gonetoearth 5,144]

ARE THERE ANY MIDGETS AVAILABLE TO COME DIGGING, MUSNT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK OR CLOSTEPHOBIC, WOULD MAKE THINGS A LOT EASIER

we hired one for a stag nite and handcuffed him to the stag , dressed as the devil.

[pluckers son 0]

hahahaha where the bloody hell did you hire a MIDGET..........

[wulf 32]

hahahaha where the bloody hell did you hire a MIDGET..........

 

where do ya think?????

 

from hireamidget.com of course lol!!!

[richc12 84]

few years ago now, i went to ibiza... in a club called manumission there was a midget throwing competion... thought some one hand spiked my drink at 1st

[Chid 6,537]

im available for hire

[.terrier man. 193]

im available for hire

haha well done mate

[poacher3161 1,766]

I know one but hes busy being fired out of the cannon at the circus.

[iamduvern 62]

www.dwarfentertainment.com/booking

 

These deliver next day

[Guest SUPERTED]

im available for hire

aye but your ugly aswell youll scare the kids

[DABCHICK 58]

ASK mr C------ SMITH REGARDS DABCHICK

[Single Handed. . 1]

ASK mr C------ SMITH REGARDS DABCHICK

 

I CAUGHT ME MATE IN BED WITH A DOWN SYNDROME DWARF ONCE, I TOLD HIM IT WASNT BIG AN IT WASNT CLEVER!!!!! :11: :11:

[just jack 998]

i'm only a little lad myself , but we have a family of midgets in our street, sound people they are (makes me feel big) the old man of the family is a painter and decorator (i shit you not) but he only paints skirting a dado app, on coving he needs a scafflold/cannon, nice family though, mind you his wife is a miserable little feck, the kids are ace though, the lass is 15/16 and she used to come down and have a chat with my daughter, good kids, pissed mi pants last year though when they went on a cruise, i said to my daughter, there the turn , she just walked off not really happy with me

[MAIN MAN 277]

ASK mr C------ SMITH REGARDS DABCHICK

 

I CAUGHT ME MATE IN BED WITH A DOWN SYNDROME DWARF ONCE, I TOLD HIM IT WASNT BIG AN IT WASNT CLEVER!!!!! :11: :11:

my mate always wanted to shag one!! we had loads of laughs about it to!! he was 20 stone and 6 foot 4 what a sight that would of been

[carl addy 22]

i'm only a little lad myself , but we have a family of midgets in our street, sound people they are (makes me feel big) the old man of the family is a painter and decorator (i shit you not) but he only paints skirting a dado app, on coving he needs a scafflold/cannon, nice family though, mind you his wife is a miserable little feck, the kids are ace though, the lass is 15/16 and she used to come down and have a chat with my daughter, good kids, pissed mi pants last year though when they went on a cruise, i said to my daughter, there the turn , she just walked off not really happy with me

i no who u mean jako the dads called peter an his son works in range lol the dad once was decoratin my nextdoors house an did the cealin on stilts