Night Hunter 109 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The question that I feel needs to be asked is, why is two stroke oil under your bed??????Most folk when they need lube use Vas or KY Swampy Ninging in confused fear perhaps the clue is in the name "two stroke" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 there was a thread on here a while back asking who was scared of spiders, well im not that bothered by the little un's but when i found out id got a huge house spider type thing living under my bed he had to go! first found out he was there a few nights ago when i saw him scoot along the edge of the mattress and dive under the bed so........ i grabbed an old newpaper and pulled the mattress off then pulled the bed out, nothing, couldnt find him any where even when i had the bed up on its side!! didnt think any thing of it till just now when i got back from making a coffee and sat back down and the spider shot out from beneath my chair and dived under the bed! right this time hes getting it, so ive grabbed my walther cp99 co2 powered pistol and emptied a couple of mags under the bed hoping to turn him into an arachnid veneer! just after id fired the last shot of the second magazine i saw a puddle of dark red liquid spreading out from under the bed, now im thinking F**K!!, he was big but not that big!!, my next thought was oh sh*t the cat?? next doors hampster?? so ive grabbed the end of the bed and lifted it up to find now i know what i did with that bottle of two stroke oil i couldnt find! cheers hyperion ps still no sign of the spider though PMSL! Why did you try to shoot it Hyperion? Didn't you damage anything? Haha, a bit drastic for a bloody spider! But that's Hyperion Set a bear trap mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 lol! ive been know to shoot them with the air rifle as they crawl across the celing too mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
welshshrek 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Hi right i have to say two things , you bloody big jessie affraid of spiders.. good god ... lol and secondly , what the hell are you doing with 2 stroke on your bedroom, i mean lol if you need lube use ky or durex play pmsl .... lol that's the funniest post i've read so far ... ATB.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 lol! ive been know to shoot them with the air rifle as they crawl across the celing too mate! You mad sod!!! I would never come into your house, i would be sitting on the sette, and someone would be upstairs running a bath, and i would be soaking wet lol. Just bloody hit them with your hand lol! You'll end up shooting your other half lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 lol! ive been know to shoot them with the air rifle as they crawl across the celing too mate! You mad sod!!! I would never come into your house, i would be sitting on the sette, and someone would be upstairs running a bath, and i would be soaking wet lol. Just bloody hit them with your hand lol! You'll end up shooting your other half lol. used to have an old relum tornado that was good for spiders!, a lump of cotton wool in the loading tap and drop a few grains of rice down the barrel! used to spend ages scrubbing the splat marks off the walls though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 lol! ive been know to shoot them with the air rifle as they crawl across the celing too mate! You mad sod!!! I would never come into your house, i would be sitting on the sette, and someone would be upstairs running a bath, and i would be soaking wet lol. Just bloody hit them with your hand lol! You'll end up shooting your other half lol. used to have an old relum tornado that was good for spiders!, a lump of cotton wool in the loading tap and drop a few grains of rice down the barrel! used to spend ages scrubbing the splat marks off the walls though! Haha you wimp, use your hand to wack the spiders lol. Come onto the Hunting life chat thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 You were in there for a few seconds, i was just about to speak to you and you left lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,925 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 lol! ive been know to shoot them with the air rifle as they crawl across the celing too mate! Is there a shot up car outside ya caravan mate??? :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 there was a thread on here a while back asking who was scared of spiders, well im not that bothered by the little un's but when i found out id got a huge house spider type thing living under my bed he had to go! first found out he was there a few nights ago when i saw him scoot along the edge of the mattress and dive under the bed so........ i grabbed an old newpaper and pulled the mattress off then pulled the bed out, nothing, couldnt find him any where even when i had the bed up on its side!! didnt think any thing of it till just now when i got back from making a coffee and sat back down and the spider shot out from beneath my chair and dived under the bed! right this time hes getting it, so ive grabbed my walther cp99 co2 powered pistol and emptied a couple of mags under the bed hoping to turn him into an arachnid veneer! just after id fired the last shot of the second magazine i saw a puddle of dark red liquid spreading out from under the bed, now im thinking F**K!!, he was big but not that big!!, my next thought was oh sh*t the cat?? next doors hampster?? so ive grabbed the end of the bed and lifted it up to find now i know what i did with that bottle of two stroke oil i couldnt find! cheers hyperion ps still no sign of the spider though That's what you get for running a stroker! Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lucylocket 0 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Why not just get the dog to eat the spiders?? Lucy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Why not just get the dog to eat the spiders?? Lucy Cos it's frit of all them legs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lucylocket 0 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Why not just get the dog to eat the spiders?? Lucy Cos it's frit of all them legs. Can always lend him my dogs. They'll have em deep fried in batter! Lucy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 blaine will eat the little spiders but wont go near this one! wuss! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy0211 2 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 blaine will eat the little spiders but wont go near this one! wuss! comin from the guy who shoots them with an air rifle lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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