Guest hyperion Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 there was a thread on here a while back asking who was scared of spiders, well im not that bothered by the little un's but when i found out id got a huge house spider type thing living under my bed he had to go! first found out he was there a few nights ago when i saw him scoot along the edge of the mattress and dive under the bed so........ i grabbed an old newpaper and pulled the mattress off then pulled the bed out, nothing, couldnt find him any where even when i had the bed up on its side!! didnt think any thing of it till just now when i got back from making a coffee and sat back down and the spider shot out from beneath my chair and dived under the bed! right this time hes getting it, so ive grabbed my walther cp99 co2 powered pistol and emptied a couple of mags under the bed hoping to turn him into an arachnid veneer! just after id fired the last shot of the second magazine i saw a puddle of dark red liquid spreading out from under the bed, now im thinking F**K!!, he was big but not that big!!, my next thought was oh sh*t the cat?? next doors hampster?? so ive grabbed the end of the bed and lifted it up to find now i know what i did with that bottle of two stroke oil i couldnt find! cheers hyperion ps still no sign of the spider though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 673 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 there was a thread on here a while back asking who was scared of spiders, well im not that bothered by the little un's but when i found out id got a huge house spider type thing living under my bed he had to go! first found out he was there a few nights ago when i saw him scoot along the edge of the mattress and dive under the bed so........ i grabbed an old newpaper and pulled the mattress off then pulled the bed out, nothing, couldnt find him any where even when i had the bed up on its side!! didnt think any thing of it till just now when i got back from making a coffee and sat back down and the spider shot out from beneath my chair and dived under the bed! right this time hes getting it, so ive grabbed my walther cp99 co2 powered pistol and emptied a couple of mags under the bed hoping to turn him into an arachnid veneer! just after id fired the last shot of the second magazine i saw a puddle of dark red liquid spreading out from under the bed, now im thinking F**K!!, he was big but not that big!!, my next thought was oh sh*t the cat?? next doors hampster?? so ive grabbed the end of the bed and lifted it up to find now i know what i did with that bottle of two stroke oil i couldnt find! cheers hyperion ps still no sign of the spider though it will probally wait until you are snoring and have a little mooch inside your mouth dont chew with your mouth open!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pencoed hunter 7 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Lol how big is it then sounds massive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The question that I feel needs to be asked is, why is two stroke oil under your bed?????? Most folk when they need lube use Vas or KY Swampy Ninging in confused fear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 he would almost span the palm of my hand id guess! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The question that I feel needs to be asked is, why is two stroke oil under your bed??????Most folk when they need lube use Vas or KY Swampy Ninging in confused fear ha ha! i dont have a shed and me garage is full so i dump most of my gear in my room! cheers hyperion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The question that I feel needs to be asked is, why is two stroke oil under your bed??????Most folk when they need lube use Vas or KY Swampy Ninging in confused fear ha ha! i dont have a shed and me garage is full so i dump most of my gear in my room! cheers hyperion You do know that "two stroke" refers to the engine movement and not sexual endurance?! Rgds Swampy Ning out and Ning in and relax Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hyperion Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 The question that I feel needs to be asked is, why is two stroke oil under your bed??????Most folk when they need lube use Vas or KY Swampy Ninging in confused fear ha ha! i dont have a shed and me garage is full so i dump most of my gear in my room! cheers hyperion You do know that "two stroke" refers to the engine movement and not sexual endurance?! Rgds Swampy Ning out and Ning in and relax :oops: :oops: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 was big but not that big!!, my next thought was oh sh*t the cat?? next doors hampster?? its not the two stroke oil under the bed thats bothering me its the cat and the next doors hamster :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 he would almost span the palm of my hand id guess! :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pencoed hunter 7 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 My room is up in the attic and I get spiders up there every night there massive ill have to take a pic of some lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 he would almost span the palm of my hand id guess! :sick: :sick: Ahhhh so thats what the oil was for!!!!!! rgs Swampy euphamistic ning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
migmog 1 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 he would almost span the palm of my hand id guess! :shok: F*ck that sounds like you'l have to nuke the bed room mate :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 there was a thread on here a while back asking who was scared of spiders, well im not that bothered by the little un's but when i found out id got a huge house spider type thing living under my bed he had to go! first found out he was there a few nights ago when i saw him scoot along the edge of the mattress and dive under the bed so........ i grabbed an old newpaper and pulled the mattress off then pulled the bed out, nothing, couldnt find him any where even when i had the bed up on its side!! didnt think any thing of it till just now when i got back from making a coffee and sat back down and the spider shot out from beneath my chair and dived under the bed! right this time hes getting it, so ive grabbed my walther cp99 co2 powered pistol and emptied a couple of mags under the bed hoping to turn him into an arachnid veneer! just after id fired the last shot of the second magazine i saw a puddle of dark red liquid spreading out from under the bed, now im thinking F**K!!, he was big but not that big!!, my next thought was oh sh*t the cat?? next doors hampster?? so ive grabbed the end of the bed and lifted it up to find now i know what i did with that bottle of two stroke oil i couldnt find! cheers hyperion ps still no sign of the spider though Wait till his dad turns up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Hyperion, you're f*****g mad Try a Flammenwurfer next time.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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