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[ferret15 0]

Dan was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them

he couldn't make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn't let

him go.

 

 

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his

fellow 4X4 friends Dan left to go back home to his wife.

 

 

When Dan's friends started arriving to set up camp the following day who should be

there but Dan sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in

hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

 

 

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dan?"

 

 

"I didn't have to" was Dan's reply.

 

 

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair

with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and

covered my eyes and said, surprise..!!

 

 

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see

through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the

bed and you can do whatever you want....."

 

 

 

So, ...... Here I am.....!

[barrym3 11]

Dan was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them

he couldn't make the upcoming camping trip because his wife wouldn't let

him go.

 

 

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his

fellow 4X4 friends Dan left to go back home to his wife.

 

 

When Dan's friends started arriving to set up camp the following day who should be

there but Dan sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in

hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

 

 

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dan?"

 

 

"I didn't have to" was Dan's reply.

 

 

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair

with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and

covered my eyes and said, surprise..!!

 

 

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see

through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the

bed and you can do whatever you want....."

 

 

 

So, ...... Here I am.....!

:clapper:

[mushroom 13,249]

'Kin brilliant :lol:

[ferret15 0]

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it

was dead.

'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil.

'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child

innocently.

'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise

'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it

didn't move'

[The one 8,507]

:clapper:

[ferreterni 29]

Why's Italy shaped like a boot?

 

 

 

Well, you couldn't fit all that shit in a sandal could you.

[ferreterni 29]

Teacher in a class of students asks the uestion, If there is 5 birds sitting on a fence and 1 is shot, how many birds are left.

Wee johnny pipes up, none miss, after the bang they fly away.

Teacher says, no the correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think.

 

Wee johnny says I have a question for you, there is 3 women on a park bench eating ice creams. The first is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting of the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?

 

The teacher blushes deeply, thinks for a second and says, well I suppose the one who gobbles down the top and sucks the cone.

 

The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring

 

 

 

 

But I like the way you think.