RicW 67 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Burglar breaks into a house, quick shine of his torch round the room, starts stuffing silverware in hs bag. He hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you". Taking a longer look round, he sees this muffled shape in the corner. Goes over, pulls a piece of cloth away and there's a parrot in a cage. The parrot cocks its head on one side and says "Jesus is watching you." The burglar says "Well you're a clever bird. What's your name?" The parrot says "Mohammed". Burglar says "Mohammed? That's a pretty stupid name for a parrot" Parrot says "Yeah well, Jesus is a pretty stupid name for a pitbull but he's still watching you." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JordKil 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 good one that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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