bedrock 16 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I was playing rugby when i was in the forces. And got my scrotum trod on and split open and one of my testicles poped out. Funny thing was i didnt realise till half time. Holly shit and I thought I was unlucky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prince_Jimmy 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 [bANNED TEXT] i was like 2 i was playing on a garden chair and i fell off and hit my tooth and it went straight through my gum and i have a scar there and its shape of an X so im xtermanator and then my sister when she was like 7 she was playing with blades and she cut her thumb off and it was hanging down on a tiny pice of skin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper-kills 0 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 LOL that is quite sick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Just went to the quack today but cant tell as its a family forum, but it has something to do with the fact that i tried to rip the tank of one of my cross bikes with my balls while I was on the way over the handle bars. Nuff said. ATB Michael Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolly 4 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Well i was art with my mate and we were chcucking stones at houses my mate had a pot on his arm and this big man came running from no were so we set off running my mate fell over and i pell over him , my elbo hit a brick on floor smashed it to bits got up still running for about a mile phoned my mum she thought i was pillocking ragged my coat off neally pulled my arm off completly went to hospital had and opperation had 2 pins in , all sorted know know , and i can hold a lamp and slip a dog now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stewy 1 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Got a smack of a double decker Bus and broke my two legs(They say my mother pushed me). Broke me collar bone(worse bone to break) Got beat up with a crutch and broke my nose, my jaw and my cheek bone, The day out of hospital they put a mask on my face and i was in a car crash that night lost a lot of blood. In a sepaerate beating i got a bang of a garden stake in the back of my head opened me like a tin of beans.Left a nice scar. I overdosed(young and stupid). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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