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ill give you a small list of some of mine!

 

garden fork through foot

 

six inch nail in left knee carving knife in right knee (not at the same time)

 

dislocated shoulder and torn muscles in back, lifting dog onto vets table

 

snapped off both my heel bones jumping into shallow end of a swimming pool

 

shot my self in the finger with a nail gun

 

slammed my own head in my own car door

 

broken thumb and torn ligaments, opening a door

 

broken nose (twice) fighting with an ex

 

torn calf muscle, falling off a pub table whilst playing football

 

the list could go on but ill stop there!

 

cheers

hyperion

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ill give you a small list of some of mine!

 

garden fork through foot

 

six inch nail in left knee carving knife in right knee (not at the same time)

 

dislocated shoulder and torn muscles in back, lifting dog onto vets table

 

snapped off both my heel bones jumping into shallow end of a swimming pool

 

shot my self in the finger with a nail gun

 

slammed my own head in my own car door

 

broken thumb and torn ligaments, opening a door

 

broken nose (twice) fighting with an ex

 

torn calf muscle, falling off a pub table whilst playing football

 

the list could go on but ill stop there!

 

cheers

hyperion

 

Lmao :clapper: I don't think anyone can beat that. Slammed you're own head into a door why did you do that lol

 

I had a nail in my foot twice. Never broke a bone :angel:

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ive broken most of the bones in my body at one time or another, mostly in car crashes!

 

slamming my head in the car door.................

 

i was in a bit of a rush and jumped out of my car and was closing the door while i was still getting out and felt some thing touch the top of my head so i ducked and SLAM!!!

 

id parked under a tree with low branches! :icon_redface::doh::doh:

 

cheers

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broken leg in 3 places before.

 

3 nails in my head doing frontflips when younger.

 

cut whole finger on barbed wire was holding the wire & a rabbitt came out into the net so i moved very fast n done that.

 

broken arm in football.

 

smaked a glass door n cut my other finger into shreads.

 

my freind dropped a full gas canister onto my head and got concusion. he was on top of a bridge and i was at the bottom haha.

 

thats about it got lots more minor injurys but i dont want to bore you.

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Just watching Bizarre ER on BBC I player and was wonder what is your weirdest or worst injuries??

Heres mine, stabbed in the side with a carving knife, stabbed in the back with a butterfly knife, stabbed in the left arm, inside of mouth slashed with a craft knife. Broken ankle 8 times same one, shot point blank with air rifle into left leg by my mate with a .22 webly vulcan. Broken sholder falling off a scaffolding on a building site, fell through a hospital reinforced window into a waiting room split shin wide open, broken hand punching somebodys lights out, broken leg falling from a multistory car park. Think thats it! :11:

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Got dared to put my lil finger in an electric pencil sharpener, thought the jokes on him its turned off.....obviously not.

Ran into a door at school and knocked myself out, everyone thought it was hilarious

Broken tibia as well as compund fracture, latural fracture fibula, dislocated ankle, and bits of bone where they shouldnt be. all done by one rugby tackle. i tried getting up after and thats what did the compound. not nice.....still went shooting on crutches tho lol

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Got dared to put my lil finger in an electric pencil sharpener, thought the jokes on him its turned off.....obviously not.

Ran into a door at school and knocked myself out, everyone thought it was hilarious

Broken tibia as well as compund fracture, latural fracture fibula, dislocated ankle, and bits of bone where they shouldnt be. all done by one rugby tackle. i tried getting up after and thats what did the compound. not nice.....still went shooting on crutches tho lol

 

Lol put your finger in a electric pencil sharpener :clapper:

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