statement of the century

[marko 30]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Edited September 8, 2009 by marko

[Malt 379]

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[lucylocket 0]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Oh but we can.

The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy

[stealthy1 3,964]

The only wome I know that have headaches are one's that havn't had their horlicks laced with paracetamol

[ssssh1forthepot 0]

The only wome I know that have headaches are one's that havn't had their horlicks laced with paracetamol

 

My thoughts exactley!!

[Malt 379]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Oh but we can.

The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy

Now that don't even make sense Lucy! How can a man be a headache? Cause of a headache maybe, but it still makes a mockery of your supposed multitasking skills!

[lucylocket 0]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Oh but we can.

The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy

Now that don't even make sense Lucy! How can a man be a headache? Cause of a headache maybe, but it still makes a mockery of your supposed multitasking skills!

Ok its probably not grammatically correct but it is in common usage i.e. he/she/work/ is such a headache.

And believe me we can multitask when having sex.

How else do you think the week gets organised and menus planned! lol. Lucy

[scent 509]

another thing that mkes me laugh is when they say "STOP ITS IN THE BLOODY WRONG HOLE" ,I keep telling her theres no such thing as the wrong hole my dear

[lucylocket 0]

another thing that mkes me laugh is when they say "STOP ITS IN THE BLOODY WRONG HOLE" ,I keep telling her theres no such thing as the wrong hole my dear

The night of Charles and Camillas wedding the happy couple were in an adjoining room to the Queen and Prince Phillip.

Charles and camilla retired to their room where Camilla found that her shoes were stuck fast on her feet,she asked Charles for assistance.The Prince attacked the right shoe with vigour,"Harder"Camilla yelled"Harder!"

"I'm trying Darling" the Prince yelled back "But its so bloody tight"

"Give it all you've got" shouts Camilla.

There was a big groan from the Princeand then Camilla exclaimed "Oh Darling,that feels so good"

In the bedroom next door Prince Philip said to the Queen "See I told you with a face like that she was a virgin!"

Back in the bridal suite,Charles was tring to prise off the other shoe,"Oh my God,this ones even tighter!"said the heir to the throne.

At which Phillip turned to the Queen and said "Thats my boy.Once a Navy man,always a Navy man"

[Malt 379]

another thing that mkes me laugh is when they say "STOP ITS IN THE BLOODY WRONG HOLE" ,I keep telling her theres no such thing as the wrong hole my dear

Too right mate, I told mine it would even go in her ear if I pushed it in hard enough, where there's a will there's a way!

[scent 509]

another thing that mkes me laugh is when they say "STOP ITS IN THE BLOODY WRONG HOLE" ,I keep telling her theres no such thing as the wrong hole my dear

The night of Charles and Camillas wedding the happy couple were in an adjoining room to the Queen and Prince Phillip.

Charles and camilla retired to their room where Camilla found that her shoes were stuck fast on her feet,she asked Charles for assistance.The Prince attacked the right shoe with vigour,"Harder"Camilla yelled"Harder!"

"I'm trying Darling" the Prince yelled back "But its so bloody tight"

"Give it all you've got" shouts Camilla.

There was a big groan from the Princeand then Camilla exclaimed "Oh Darling,that feels so good"

In the bedroom next door Prince Philip said to the Queen "See I told you with a face like that she was a virgin!"

Back in the bridal suite,Charles was tring to prise off the other shoe,"Oh my God,this ones even tighter!"said the heir to the throne.

At which Phillip turned to the Queen and said "Thats my boy.Once a Navy man,always a Navy man"

[scent 509]

another thing that mkes me laugh is when they say "STOP ITS IN THE BLOODY WRONG HOLE" ,I keep telling her theres no such thing as the wrong hole my dear

Too right mate, I told mine it would even go in her ear if I pushed it in hard enough, where there's a will there's a way!

every holes a goal malt

[Malt 379]

another thing that mkes me laugh is when they say "STOP ITS IN THE BLOODY WRONG HOLE" ,I keep telling her theres no such thing as the wrong hole my dear

Too right mate, I told mine it would even go in her ear if I pushed it in hard enough, where there's a will there's a way!

every holes a goal malt

Aye mate, any port in a storm!

[Kay 3,709]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Oh but we can.

The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy

 

The migraine you mean

[lucylocket 0]

'If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Oh but we can.

The headache is usually lying next to us! Lucy

 

The migraine you mean

Mmmm,funny innit.

We get headaches,they get migraines

We get a cold,they get the flu......