talking lurcher

[cocker 2,654]

A guy is driving around the back lanes of yorkshire and he sees a sign in front of a broken down

farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale .'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the farmyard.

 

The guy goes into the farmyard and sees a nice looking lurcher sitting there.

 

'do You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the lurcher replies.

 

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

 

The lurcher looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so I told MI 5 . In no time at all they had me jetting from

country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one thought a dog

would be eavesdropping.'

 

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I

decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,

wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded loads of medals.'

 

'I got married, and had a few pups, and now I'm just retired.'

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

 

ten quid,' the guy says.

 

'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

 

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Edited September 7, 2009 by cocker

[hunter cammo 0]

lol very good for a change :clapper: :clapper:

[andrewdack 0]

I liked that

[coursing mad 5]

not bad i suppose.

[carp king 155]

nice 1

[stealthy1 3,964]

[Stewy 1]

[lilpip1234 62]

[10B LAD 0]

A guy is driving around the back lanes of yorkshire and he sees a sign in front of a broken down

farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale .'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the farmyard.

 

The guy goes into the farmyard and sees a nice looking lurcher sitting there.

 

'do You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the lurcher replies.

 

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

 

The lurcher looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so I told MI 5 . In no time at all they had me jetting from

country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one thought a dog

would be eavesdropping.'

 

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I

decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,

wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded loads of medals.'

 

'I got married, and had a few pups, and now I'm just retired.'

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

 

ten quid,' the guy says.

 

'Ten quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

 

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

Nice one

[rabitin girl 16]

:11:

[Macsen 4]

Hehe, like that one.

[woodbine 11]

Very good.

[RichyWales 0]

Class, made me giggle