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Well im not the fizziest can of pop in the fridge,as im sure some of you are aware :whistling:

Anyway my girlfriend has just passed her Numeracy (maths) and literacy (english) at college,and while she was studying them i helped her out a bit when she got stuck :wallbash:

 

A few weeks ago she went to enrol on another course and i went along with her,partly out of curiosity and also because i knew she would need a lift back home afterwards.

Anyway while i was there she talked me into taking the Literacy and Numeracy tests that everyone has to sit to enrol on the courses.

Its a test you take on the computer and you are guided through the first few questions by a tutor,then youre on your own.

 

My results?

 

96% in Numeracy, and 100% in Literacy :icon_eek:

 

So guess what i went and done next? :whistling:

 

Ive enrolled and i start 10th October on 2 courses,both running concurrently on a saturday morning :clapper:

 

Im probably the oldest mature student (46) but what the hell eh? Its free and it might lead to something :victory:

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Well im not the fizziest can of pop in the fridge,as im sure some of you are aware :whistling:

Anyway my girlfriend has just passed her Numeracy (maths) and literacy (english) at college,and while she was studying them i helped her out a bit when she got stuck :wallbash:

 

A few weeks ago she went to enrol on another course and i went along with her,partly out of curiosity and also because i knew she would need a lift back home afterwards.

Anyway while i was there she talked me into taking the Literacy and Numeracy tests that everyone has to sit to enrol on the courses.

Its a test you take on the computer and you are guided through the first few questions by a tutor,then youre on your own.

 

My results?

 

96% in Numeracy, and 100% in Literacy :icon_eek:

 

So guess what i went and done next? :whistling:

 

Ive enrolled and i start 10th October on 2 courses,both running concurrently on a saturday morning :clapper:

 

Im probably the oldest mature student (46) but what the hell eh? Its free and it might lead to something :victory:

 

Good on you matey! :)

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I had to do those tests at school a little while ago as they are equivalent to half a GCSE. Only a selcet few get to do them. But to tell you the truth, when you sit down and put your mind to it they're easy. I got 100% on the Literacy paper and 98% on the numeracy paper. I'm still annoyed at myself that i didn't get 100% in both lol. But it doesn't matter though. In those tests, you just get a pass or a fail, and a pass is normally about 26 answers right.

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Well im not the fizziest can of pop in the fridge,as im sure some of you are aware :whistling:

Anyway my girlfriend has just passed her Numeracy (maths) and literacy (english) at college,and while she was studying them i helped her out a bit when she got stuck :wallbash:

 

A few weeks ago she went to enrol on another course and i went along with her,partly out of curiosity and also because i knew she would need a lift back home afterwards.

Anyway while i was there she talked me into taking the Literacy and Numeracy tests that everyone has to sit to enrol on the courses.

Its a test you take on the computer and you are guided through the first few questions by a tutor,then youre on your own.

 

My results?

 

96% in Numeracy, and 100% in Literacy :icon_eek:

 

So guess what i went and done next? :whistling:

 

Ive enrolled and i start 10th October on 2 courses,both running concurrently on a saturday morning :clapper:

 

Im probably the oldest mature student (46) but what the hell eh? Its free and it might lead to something :victory:

 

well done mate! there was a 70 year old fella doing a course on electronics in my college last year :clapper::victory:

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Well im not the fizziest can of pop in the fridge,as im sure some of you are aware :whistling:

Anyway my girlfriend has just passed her Numeracy (maths) and literacy (english) at college,and while she was studying them i helped her out a bit when she got stuck :wallbash:

 

A few weeks ago she went to enrol on another course and i went along with her,partly out of curiosity and also because i knew she would need a lift back home afterwards.

Anyway while i was there she talked me into taking the Literacy and Numeracy tests that everyone has to sit to enrol on the courses.

Its a test you take on the computer and you are guided through the first few questions by a tutor,then youre on your own.

 

My results?

 

96% in Numeracy, and 100% in Literacy :icon_eek:

 

So guess what i went and done next? :whistling:

 

Ive enrolled and i start 10th October on 2 courses,both running concurrently on a saturday morning :clapper:

Im probably the oldest mature student (46) but what the hell eh? Its free and it might lead to something :victory:

 

How are you doing that then? :tongue2: both at the same time, good luck anyway.

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Thanks everyone,im a bit nervous about it to be honest but i should do ok :whistling:

The courses run 9am- 10.45 and 10.45- 12.30 respectively, on a saturday morning,just to clear up the concurrent issue :whistling:

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Thanks everyone,im a bit nervous about it to be honest but i should do ok :whistling:

The courses run 9am- 10.45 and 10.45- 12.30 respectively, on a saturday morning,just to clear up the concurrent issue :whistling:

 

As in consecutive ? :tongue2:8):D:D just pulling your leg. Just looked on your profile and see you have a Beddy cross presumably it to a Grey, what was it like to train and work as i keep saying i would like to get one, have heard they are quite biddable.

 

Cheers

Roy

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