arnieboy 93 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Everybody keeps getting new tattoos and asking what folks think so, why not my new girlfriend? So what do you think? Do you think anyone will steal her? deuling banjos anyone i think it/she has been hit by one yeah they set her on fire then put her out with 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Jesus she has a face that could make blind kids cry!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Onan 6 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Everybody keeps getting new tattoos and asking what folks think so, why not my new girlfriend? So what do you think? Do you think anyone will steal her? Harry think your punching above your weight with this one. She not got an uglier sister for you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 shes so ugly they changed halloween to her birthday... shes so ugly she trick-or-treats over the phone.... it all stems from her childhood as a baby the incubater had tinted glass plus she wasnt breast fed. she fed from 30 paces with a catty... they even had to tie a pork-chop round her neck so the dog would play with her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Everybody keeps getting new tattoos and asking what folks think so, why not my new girlfriend? So what do you think? Do you think anyone will steal her? IS IT PETE BURNS OR HIS SISTER THIRD DEGREE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 that wouldnt get a whistle from a boiling kettle!! the tide wouldnt take it out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Looks like the bitch has a real hiding with the ugly stick lol. Although after a few beers who knows. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Looks like the bitch has a real hiding with the ugly stick lol. Although after a few beers who knows. Just had a few stabba.She starting to look good.Must stay off the swally Catcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 f**k asking that for a bj Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 f**k asking that for a bj Whats up Undisputed? Just close you eyes and think of someone you like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobndog 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 i dont care what dogs people have got, there aint no dog out there game enought to tackle that f****r, , imagine if you came across that while out lamping, , :clapping: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I met her when I went camping and had forgotten my can opener, she was good enough to open them. I think it was her party trick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I would Quote Link to post Share on other sites
panda 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 When she fell out the ugly tree she hit every branch by the looks of it and the roots at the bottom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Does she do anal, because I could'nt look at that while I was f**kin it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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