fish 148 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 God knows, i must make an effort to remember the camera more as there are some fabulous insects here. This one was dead so i just went and got the camera.These shots are a little clearer (camera isnt good for close up small things) MOLL. it looks like a crab spider to me they sit in the middle of aflower and when a little insect comes down they grab them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Or a green orb weaver spider MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,487 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Ive seen a fair few of them green ones moll but i do spend nearly al summer in the tops of trees pruning etc. I think it was one of them i put on the back of my mates head, it ran around for a bit unnoticed till it dangled past his face on a web :11: its a good job i'd had a piss I can chase my big brother round with an empty hand even when he knows there ain't a spider in it, the cat sized rubber tarantula under his duvet with 2 legs sticking out was a belter too Gnipper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawkanddog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Spider nearly got me the sack once One of the admin women at work asked me to remove a rather large spider from the ladies loo. I went in caught it but instead of removing it, I un-rolled some of the toilet roll, put the spider in and rolled it back. I emerged the hero, telling her it was sorted. Some minutes later there was an earth shattering scream and a commotion in the corridor. Everyone peered out of there offices to see the said lady running up the corridor with her draws round her knees. I was grassed up to the boss, but denied it, as I would, saying it must be another one. I said they usually hang round in pairs. He reluctantly had to let me off with out the proof of my guilt. Apparently as she finished what she was doing, pulled the toilet roll, the spider was half flung / jumped straight on to her minge. Dont know who had the biggest shock her or the poor spider. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 the spider was half flung / jumped straight on to her m*nge. How the hell did you find That out, mate?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawkanddog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Well, when she was recovering, drinking some sweet tea, I heard her telling a colleague, "It landed right between my legs", polite for MINGE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawkanddog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Thats the thing with gettin on a bit, plenty of life experiences to tell. All these years I said nowt about doing that to Marion with the spider, now Ive told everyone. Hope you get your screen clean :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Spiders are horrible, ugly b*****ds. If i see one it dies. They scare the shit out of me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawkanddog 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Quote :"They scare the shit out of me". I knew a spider once, said the same about minges Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I just scared my girlfreind with a piece of twine left over rom a net i was tying ! she thought it was a spider :11: l Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shaman Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Cop a load of these brutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 you'd get a feed off that yin ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 F***ing Hell, Shaman! I'm Not going There! What in hell are they?! Anybody know??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ricky-N.p.p 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 those things from the film alien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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