dogs bad habbits

[coaster 0]

I'm having a good laugh reading this one..

 

My pup 13 months.. likes nothing more than to chace the coast guard helicopter when it does low fly by's at out local beach.....

Id swear he thinks that one of these days he is going to catch it lol

[bullmastiff 615]

They should staple health warnings to a Lurchers arse in my opinion! the bloody smell of the farts is horrible! :sick:

I'm trying some charcoal powder on his food at the moment, apparently it'll calm his bowels down a bit? I'll let you know how we get on!

Theiving food off the work surfaces and out of the bin. The missus almost sent him back to the Rescue kennels last month as he got out of his crate somehow and trashed the house. Dragged the bin through the house then as he was tired after all that fun, got into the bedroom and made a bed out of all the clean, ironed washing.

 

Tia used to get on the work surfaces to have a scronge about, she found a large bag of flour once and decided to try and snort it! then had a drink and it set like concrete on her, her bed and the floor! If she didn't look so funny the missus would of murdered her!

 

[Staggerz 7]

mine just sits around on the internet all day

 

 

 

[langouroux 14]

mine just sits around on the internet all day

 

 

 

 

 

:boogy: :rofl: :clapper:

 

classic mate.

[coaster 0]

mine just sits around on the internet all day

 

 

 

 

 

class Photo mate.. :clapper:

[natter79 17]

me terrier sit's beside me son and fart's then she look's at the boy as if it's his fault

then me pup sit's by the kitchen door whinging and whining on but by the time you get there he's lyin on his bed lookin at me as if i'm mental

[langouroux 14]

mine just sits around on the internet all day

 

 

 

 

 

class Photo mate.. :clapper:

 

 

he should have been on THL though!

[dogger 100]

my pups into chewing things at the moment just been out to the kennels to find shes somehow managed to eat through the light cables fcuk knows how she never blew her self up repair job me thinks

[langouroux 14]

well got home last night about 1am after going out for a friends birthday, the nighbour has been been waiting up for me to have a go!!

apparantly my dogs have been barking "all f*cking night and my girls are trying to sleep" as you can imagen he has probably been round baning on the door to find out if im in or not winding them up 9 he has done that before the twat) .....i exchanged a pleasantry that started with C and ended with T and has a U and N in the middle, and told him to wind his neck in.

 

dogs....dont you just love em!

[lurchergrrl 1,441]

My purebred whippet knows he's fast but i think he must be a spastic or have brain defect, as he can run anything down when he's not eating grass, rabbit shit, or decides that horses are much more fun to run after rather than rabbits.

 

One day he's gonna get a rick kicking off one!!

 

Mong, and his farts are just pure evil

 

Ah, whippets .... mine is the same. Will roll in ANYTHING, eats grass, sheep shit etc. Farts could be bottled and sold as weapons of mass destruction. He's a theif, favorite article to abscond with is socks or knickers. He loves crayons and regularly deposits rainbow craps in the garden. Can't just sit on the sofa, has to wrap himself around my head. Can start an arguement in an empty room. He opens the recycling box and helps himself to the tins. Digs holes in the garden big enough to bury a body in - and can do it seconds flat. But ... I wouldn't be without him

 

Lurcher is quite good tho. Except she lurks near the front garden gate at night, waiting for people to walk by. Just when the are nearly past the gate she lets out an almighty bark and scares them senseless. Sure there's a few folks who've wet themselves

[poacher3161 1,766]

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Are you on about your springer Dave, if so very normal haha my bitch does circles and my mates bitch keeps going scattering it everywhere, bloody nuisance...

And i thought it was only mine that did this.atb dell

[dave1979 77]

rainbow craps!!!!!

[fizzgigg 0]

my collie loves to round up kids its quite amusing really. But my springer is a sod [bANNED TEXT] it comes to ducks he just loves em beak n all haha

[harddigging 42]

my lurcher keeps chasing things it a right nuisence

[harddigging 42]

my lurcher keeps chasing things it a right nuisence

Yeh well my last lurcher could run backwards and catch rabbits with its arsehole it must have been a right pain in the arse!!!