jessdale 416 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Out lamping all last night with the lads,nearly got caught aswell but big steve threatened to burn the farm down so the farmer did a runner,so up late today thank god the old lady had taped jeremy kyle .Anyway gets down to the dole to sign on,i was late but stuff `em,and one lad was staring thinking he was all hard.So i gave it him.LARGE like.Back home put some bare knuckle gypo fights on,the lads had got up out of bed and come round for an hour,`cos we all like the hard men don`t we.Anyway we all goes down the `offy to get some stella when one of the lads sees a lad that he heard was going to nick his ferret 12 years ago so we had him.Right laugh it was 8 of us ragged him about for ages,dont think he will come back in a hurry.Anyway,gets back to ours when we hear one of the lads has had an argument with the postman,so we have got some bats and stuff ready for him the next time he comes round.Anyway back to my original question---- does anyone know were i can get a working terrier from? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bedrock 16 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 That sums this place up perfectly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 should of killed the lad who nicked the ferret Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I would have shanked him wi me nokyaaa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Out lamping all last night with the lads,nearly got caught aswell but big steve threatened to burn the farm down so the farmer did a runner,so up late today thank god the old lady had taped jeremy kyle .Anyway gets down to the dole to sign on,i was late but stuff `em,and one lad was staring thinking he was all hard.So i gave it him.LARGE like.Back home put some bare knuckle gypo fights on,the lads had got up out of bed and come round for an hour,`cos we all like the hard men don`t we.Anyway we all goes down the `offy to get some stella when one of the lads sees a lad that he heard was going to nick his ferret 12 years ago so we had him.Right laugh it was 8 of us ragged him about for ages,dont think he will come back in a hurry.Anyway,gets back to ours when we hear one of the lads has had an argument with the postman,so we have got some bats and stuff ready for him the next time he comes round.Anyway back to my original question---- does anyone know were i can get a working terrier from? Good job nobody called the police,or BIG STEVE would have beat them up for being a GRASS . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 did you nick his trainers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) Just thought i`d update you lads abit.Did the postman,piece of piss to be fair,we gave him a good seeing to.Anyway we were out lamping the other night when we crept into a orchard.After a bit of scrumping we heard somone coming through the field lamping rabbits with a whippet type.He shouted something at us,we couldn`t make out what,so i puts on a dodgy irish accent and tells him where to go.Big steve fired the pellet gun towards him,that made him run i tell you,but we thought he may come at us with a brick so we made our escape.Anyway got back and called for a curry takeaway,love those rubys me,and abused the pakis abit because they shouldn`t be over here nicking our jobs. Edited to add: i dont want a terrier now,i`m looking for a massive bull cross with scars Edited October 10, 2009 by jessdale Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers&terriers Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Just thought i`d update you lads abit.Did the postman,piece of piss to be fair,we gave him a good seeing to.Anyway we were out lamping the other night when we crept into a orchard.After a bit of scrumping we heard somone coming through the field lamping rabbits with a whippet type.He shouted something at us,we couldn`t make out what,so i puts on a dodgy irish accent and tells him where to go.Big steve fired the pellet gun towards him,that made him run i tell you,but we thought he may come at us with a brick so we made our escape.Anyway got back and called for a curry takeaway,love those rubys me,and abused the pakis abit because they shouldn`t be over here nicking our jobs. Edited to add: i dont want a terrier now,i`m looking for a massive bull cross with scars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Excellent Jess, your living the dream............. P.S. Thanks my EDRD has arrived promptly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hound 1 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 got a MEDIUM sized bull cross for sale,only has the one scar though,hes is 12 MONTHS OLD, seen 2 and is well rock hard!!!! will take 400 for him OR swap for a psp 2............ any good ????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ROUGH COATED Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Out lamping all last night with the lads,nearly got caught aswell but big steve threatened to burn the farm down so the farmer did a runner,so up late today thank god the old lady had taped jeremy kyle .Anyway gets down to the dole to sign on,i was late but stuff `em,and one lad was staring thinking he was all hard.So i gave it him.LARGE like.Back home put some bare knuckle gypo fights on,the lads had got up out of bed and come round for an hour,`cos we all like the hard men don`t we.Anyway we all goes down the `offy to get some stella when one of the lads sees a lad that he heard was going to nick his ferret 12 years ago so we had him.Right laugh it was 8 of us ragged him about for ages,dont think he will come back in a hurry.Anyway,gets back to ours when we hear one of the lads has had an argument with the postman,so we have got some bats and stuff ready for him the next time he comes round.Anyway back to my original question---- does anyone know were i can get a working terrier from? You sound like a right TASTY GEEZER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Just thought i`d update you lads abit.Did the postman,piece of piss to be fair,we gave him a good seeing to.Anyway we were out lamping the other night when we crept into a orchard.After a bit of scrumping we heard somone coming through the field lamping rabbits with a whippet type.He shouted something at us,we couldn`t make out what,so i puts on a dodgy irish accent and tells him where to go.Big steve fired the pellet gun towards him,that made him run i tell you,but we thought he may come at us with a brick so we made our escape.Anyway got back and called for a curry takeaway,love those rubys me,and abused the pakis abit because they shouldn`t be over here nicking our jobs. Edited to add: i dont want a terrier now,i`m looking for a massive bull cross with scars you are one funny f****r il give you that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 you are one funny f****r il give you that You mean this thread is a pisstake???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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