MR POACH 2 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 a gypsy wedding in ireland ends in a riot and police arrest 20 people and they end up in court, the best man says to the judge " can i explain what happened"....... its a traveller tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride , wich i did and i was dancing very close, then all of a sudden the groom came running over and kicked the bride in the fanny " , ... "gosh" says the judge i bet that must have been sore" . . SORE" he broke 3 of my fcukin fingers " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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silverfoxsid08 27 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 a gypsy wedding in ireland ends in a riot and police arrest 20 people and they end up in court, the best man says to the judge " can i explain what happened"....... its a traveller tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride , wich i did and i was dancing very close, then all of a sudden the groom came running over and kicked the bride in the fanny " , ... "gosh" says the judge i bet that must have been sore" . . SORE" he broke 3 of my fcukin fingers " Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 (edited) haha!!! billiiiant!! :laugh: Edited August 21, 2009 by greatwhitehunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borntoshoot 1 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 >>>>>breaking news<<<<<<<<<<<<<A family of pakistanis in leicester have died after a tree fell down.... a spokesperson for leicester city coucil stated 'We did'nt even know anyone was living up there' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Keep um coming! brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swift 0 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 i dnt get the top one.... I once new a bloke called tim.... i threw tomatoes at im..... tomatoes are soft and dont brake the skin.... but these fuckers did they were still in the tin! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,472 Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG T 6 Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 >>>>>breaking news<<<<<<<<<<<<<A family of pakistanis in leicester have died after a tree fell down.... a spokesperson for leicester city coucil stated 'We did'nt even know anyone was living up there' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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