tdavepat 8 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) When my previous old lady hit the big 40, i exchanged her for a pair of 20yr olds. does that count LOL, picked up on this today. Note pinned to Fridge: My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 yrs. old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset.............I will be home before midnight. When the man came home that night, he found the following note on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 yrs. old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 yrs. old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that, as you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, is 18 yrs. old. As a successful businessman, who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference............18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Edited August 14, 2009 by tdavepat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,024 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 When my previous old lady hit the big 40, i exchanged her for a pair of 20yr olds. does that count LOL, picked up on this today. Note pinned to Fridge: My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 yrs. old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset.............I will be home before midnight. When the man came home that night, he found the following note on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 yrs. old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 yrs. old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that, as you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, is 18 yrs. old. As a successful businessman, who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference............18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuzo 251 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) My good lady was my best mates sister.........was seeing her for months before he knew...........lol The look on his face when i told him was priceless......... @ Strongstuff......are you stil checking out www.myforeignbride.com http://mail-order-brides-websites.no1revie...reignBride.html Edited August 14, 2009 by Ko Shamo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Met my lady who i've been with for close on 14 yrs in dj lesson! I was learning to play the decks (dj) and so was she. She had a boyfriend at the time who used to hit her about i soon changed that though now i do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOM TERRIER 173 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 At a barn dance 10 years ago! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Quasar 1 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 adultfriendfinder 3 years ago to my curent gf... oh and im still married,.,.. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
why jelly 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 My Mrs and I first met in the "Challenging Behaviour" unit of an acute mental health unit , both tried for the same promotion and I came second Quote Link to post Share on other sites
why jelly 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 www.findmeawomanwhoturnsintoamiserablefeckerafter5years.com you told me it was on a very remote hillside in Wales Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 @ Strongstuff......are you stil checking out www.myforeignbride.com http://mail-order-brides-websites.no1revie...reignBride.html Not really my thing any of that mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I met my wife at the airport. She was working. ....... sniffing peoples luggage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gundogbob 1 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 i met my wife at the bus stop been with her 13 years now with one girl of 3 and another on the way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martyn789 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 met my wife at a mates about 15 years a go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest boysfaetheblackstuff Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 When my previous old lady hit the big 40, i exchanged her for a pair of 20yr olds. does that count LOL, picked up on this today. Note pinned to Fridge: My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 yrs. old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset.............I will be home before midnight. When the man came home that night, he found the following note on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 yrs. old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 yrs. old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that, as you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, is 18 yrs. old. As a successful businessman, who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference............18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 517 Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Crete! Met her on holiday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Onan 6 Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Mey my mrs on the CB radio for a 50p bet...The most expensive 50p ever,4 kids,3 grandkids and 25 yrs later.....the things you do for money everytime i see the lad in the pub who i had the bet with i make him buy me a pint,it's the least he can do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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