Brummy 9 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 quads with spikes welded to the front :protest: Sounds like he is going into a bloody war with the goats! Your mental pal just leave the goats alone. Besides ive never heard of wild goats in the united kingdom. All of what ive seen are fell sheep that are farmed by the local farmer. They have coloured marks on them that tells you there owned. FM Here's a link for you mate, there's pleanty in Scotland and Northumberland; http://www.camusnagaul.com/scottish/scotla...s-wildgoats.htm Cheers. Exactly mate.......... Quote Link to post
Brummy 9 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I started practicing on holiday with this bull. It thought it was hard ! I tired it out on the beach then I got off the quad and went one on one with it. It couldn't take a punch so I pulled out my Iggle Piggle flick knife and stuck it real good. These were "pre spike" days obviously ! Goats will be a piece of piss after this ugly black coward ! Quote Link to post
scent 509 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I started practicing on holiday with this bull. It thought it was hard ! I tired it out on the beach then I got off the quad and went one on one with it. It couldn't take a punch so I pulled out my Iggle Piggle flick knife and stuck it real good. These were "pre spike" days obviously ! Goats will be a piece of piss after this ugly black coward ! Quote Link to post
Brummy 9 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) I intend to weld on 3 six foot spikes to the front and 2 four foot spikes to the back so that I can slaughter in reverse as well. I'll be testing the quad this weekend hopefully and I'll let you all know how I get on. Edited July 30, 2009 by Brummy Quote Link to post
WILF 47,139 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Poofs all of ya!! The only way a "real deal" would take a goat is to let the dog (pit bull type of course) get a good grip of the quarry and then you move in yourself and savagely bum the goat to death........its the mans way!! All pre bum ban of course! Being a humane hunter, I like to think that the choking feeling coupled with my rythmic thrusting gives the goat real pleasure before it departs this cruel world!! Edited July 30, 2009 by WILF Quote Link to post
Brummy 9 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 WILF you're right of course bumming is definately the way to go. But i'll ask you this. Have you ever smelt one of the rancid beasts? They absolutely bloody stink of musk, piss and shit ! Also their teeth are vile so kissing is right out the window ! Which is a shame ! I'll do my spiking on my quad thankyou and leave the bumming to you ! Quote Link to post
WILF 47,139 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 They will not smell worse than a Millwall bird on a beano to Southend and I have staved into a few of them........so no, goats hold no fear. I will just unzip and maul right into it........really mess it up! Quote Link to post
Brummy 9 Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 WILF I will buy you a pint when I see you. You are a brave and noble man. Quote Link to post
Malt 379 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 WILF I will buy you a pint when I see you. You are a brave and noble man. ...always ready to take one in the name of vermin control. ...or should it be give one, in this case? Quote Link to post
WILF 47,139 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I like to think I can be tender as well as strong We will share a beer Brummy and I can regail you with tales of the goats last moments Quote Link to post
spanj 11 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 quads with spikes welded to the front :protest: Sounds like he is going into a bloody war with the goats! Your mental pal just leave the goats alone. Besides ive never heard of wild goats in the united kingdom. All of what ive seen are fell sheep that are farmed by the local farmer. They have coloured marks on them that tells you there owned. FM Snowdonia National Park is full of em mate......... wild goats that is Quote Link to post
the monkey 338 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 monkeys up for a bit of this ,we could make a weekend of it.....hunting life on tour put my name down ,them goats are tough but monkeys always up for a bit of rough and tumble<just got to be careful though dont want any pulls on my knitwear> what about a comp how many can your bull cross roll over in an day/hour/minute trophy for the winner case of special brew and union jack shorts Quote Link to post
Guest joe ox Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 dont tell me its illegal to bum goats now too...ffs No but I hear there is an age consent which MP'S are lobbying to lower Quote Link to post
TOPPER 1,809 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 we cull the goats in cheddar gorge about every 3-4 years we are culling some soon in brockley coombe, your welcome to come and shag them to death it will be good for a laugh and we could put it on youtube Quote Link to post
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