Wilky 0 Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 A completely blind drunk Irishman is walking across a field, when he comes across a Priest baptising people in the river. The Irish lad is so pissed he walks into the river and straight into the Priest, who grabs Paddy by the scruff of the neck and dunks him in the water. When Paddy comes up the Priest says to him "Have you found Jesus" to which Paddy replies "No" The Priest shoves him under again and again asks "Have you found Jesus" again Paddy replies "No" The priest is a bit pissed off now and slams Paddy under the water and holds him there until he starts kicking and bucking and struggling for air. When he lets Paddy up, once again he asks him "Have you found Jesus" to which Paddy replies "Are you f*****g sure this is where he fell in" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
COMPO 54 Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Lmfao MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Saw that coming, but I was already PMSL at the thought of it! It's the way you told it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnskevena 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Top class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 :11: :11: :11: the old paddy joke are hard to beat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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