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If all you had left in your life was poetry and I bashed you in the head with a rock, thus damaging your brain to the point you could never again muster a natural sonnet, what would you have left to live for? Now imagine that you’re a dog and it’s your genitals. Now you might just understand the benefits of Dog Condoms™ over neutering.

 

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Dog Condomsâ„¢ allow you to keep your puppy peppering the powerful dog spunk that makes him who he is without the typical regret so often associated with humping mutt-style neighborhood bitches.

 

only in america :rofl:

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Brilliant. Whoever made that site is bloody hilarious:

Don’t Apply by Mouth. Many dogs resist their owners putting their hands down in the business sector, so you may need to get creative to earn compliance. If Fido resists, consider rolling it down with gentle, tender stroking motions. Don’t use your mouth to apply it. Although that may have served you well in college (regardless of gender), dogs find interspecies contact of this sort demoralizing, and even those that accept it find their regret so great they’re three-times as likely to wander into traffic thereafter.
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If all you had left in your life was poetry and I bashed you in the head with a rock, thus damaging your brain to the point you could never again muster a natural sonnet, what would you have left to live for? Now imagine that you’re a dog and it’s your genitals. Now you might just understand the benefits of Dog Condoms™ over neutering.

 

LMFAO

I found this first

http://puppyprofits.com/ and there was a link to it from there

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Brilliant. Whoever made that site is bloody hilarious:
Don’t Apply by Mouth. Many dogs resist their owners putting their hands down in the business sector, so you may need to get creative to earn compliance. If Fido resists, consider rolling it down with gentle, tender stroking motions. Don’t use your mouth to apply it. Although that may have served you well in college (regardless of gender), dogs find interspecies contact of this sort demoralizing, and even those that accept it find their regret so great they’re three-times as likely to wander into traffic thereafter.

that is extremely disturbing :sick: :sick:

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If all you had left in your life was poetry and I bashed you in the head with a rock, thus damaging your brain to the point you could never again muster a natural sonnet, what would you have left to live for? Now imagine that you’re a dog and it’s your genitals. Now you might just understand the benefits of Dog Condoms™ over neutering.

 

LMFAO

I found this first

http://puppyprofits.com/ and there was a link to it from there

why the f**k were you looking at that dog fighting site, its fukin sick. im not sayin you looked at it for making profit out of the suffering of dogs pal, im just wondering

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