Bow-Fishing,...

[Kye 77]

Right guys, this happened about three weeks ago...i didnt want to post, as i have a few nice pics of it, but for some reason, i cant get the pics from the camera to the PC?...they will follow, as soon as i get the wife to have a look!..lol

 

 

We set off around 9 in the evening, and got to the lake about an hour later. It was perfect weather, real still. There was my mate Ernest ("350lbs of Injun love"..thats what he says to the women anyway!...i just think he a fat b*****d!..lol.) my mate Marlo, and yours truly.

Having sold my bow (lack of money!.. ) i had to use a friends bow. As it turned out, i had more fun just lamping the fish. We threw in some bread crumb and corn, and moved around the edges of the lake. Every now and then i would shine the lamp into the water. There was a HUGE amount of carp in the margins!!! Ernest was shooting about three shots a minute, for about the first two hours, there where that many! The problem was, the fish where still deep. Although close to the bank, it has sharp drop offs, so although they where just 5 feet away, they where up to 4-6 feet deep...we did get the odd one real up high, which was given the ole Muzzy fishing arrow. But the fun realy started when we lost an arrow!..

Marlo shot at a Carp, but had forgotten to take the bail arm off his shooting reel..so when he fired, the arrow went, and the line stayed on the Bow!... ..Now these arrows cost about 10 quid each, and when your as poor as some of us, that can feed you for a week!..lol...well, not Ernest!

"Go and get it then!" is what they said to me!.."f**k off, i didnt do it" was my reply!

So after about an hour of bitching, Ernest pipes up enough courage, and starts to strip down to his Boxers (made from a army surplus Parachute.. :sick: )

You could say he is a little sensative about his weight, but me being the true Brit that i am, i rip him to bits every oppertunity that i can!.. ...The fact that he has bigger Tits than most peoples wifes, is to me, a good reason to make his life misserable!..lol.

So anyway, in he goes...ankle deep...knee deep....tit deep...thigh deep...shoulder deep...

Me and Marlo are stood on the bank just pissing ourselfs!...ive never lost so many tears of laughter in my life!

So in classic timeing, a group of lads an lass' turn up to get drunk and have a party on the banks of the lake.

So its pitch black, they dont no anyone is there, and all they can hear is some big animal splashing around in the lake...so me being nice and considerate for Ernests sensitive side, i put the three million candle power lamp right on him!...This is followed buy laughter from me and Marlo, abuse from the Injun, and screams from the party goers!...I couldnt have planned it better!... :whistle:

 

It was even funnier when one lass pipes up and says "What the f**k is THAT!", and Marlo says "We are releasing Manatees into the Lake"...he didnt quite get the end out for laughing so much.

 

Ernest got dried off, took his kegs off and got dressed...we carried on around the lake, and Marlo got a few nice fish, and i got a few...i even got a nice head shot on one!..

 

So its getting a bit nippy, and boring, so to liven things up, i decided to shoot my bow with the bale arm on!...and lose my arrow!..."Ok, it was my fault Ernest, but your wet already..no point in both of us being wet!"...after a few complaints, he stripes off AGAIN!..this time totaly NAKED.

 

Maybe its just me?...but to me, seeing a guy who resembles Clarrisa Dickson Wright swimming around a huge lake, at four in the morning whislt two "Friends" shine a very powerful lamp at his naked ass...is just plain FUNNY!.

 

But its worst this time...the arrow is deep!..and buy that i mean about seven foot down!

 

Now you or I could just slip under and resurface with the arrow...But Ernests type of body needs gravity to help...so like a Hippo sinking he does a Duck dive, head first!...The only problem being is that, if the head goes down, the arse comes up...

 

I am still under going therapy for what i witnessed that night, and obscure images still haunt my mind...

 

We ended the night with a fair few carp...five to me, from what seemed like a hundred shots!..all good fun though.

Not wanting to waste ANY animal/fish i kill, i took them home to eat. I have never eaten carp, and i will never attempt it AGAIN...horrible!

So there in the freezer now, and will be Coyote bait for next season.

 

All the best.

Kye.

 

PS..i have a few pictures, and when they are fixed i will send them to someone to put up..cheers.

[J Darcy 5,871]

lucky twat!

[TOMO 26,042]

feck me that was a funny post , had tears rolling down my face just sat here, must have been even funnier being there. you paint a wicked picture with those words kye.

[cramp 4]

good tale iam still pmsl

[Royston2 0]

Kye although you told me what happened i still cant stop laughing mate The fact i have met big E is even funnier me and the mrs are still pissing are selves maybe the englishman and indian dvd will be out soon Fecking like the blair witch When he got cramp in the jeep is the funniest keep posting and keep giving the indian a complex lol lol well done mate

[Guest diesel]

pissing myself......

[Guest Dave]

Good tale, nice to hear of totaly different methods of hunting

 

Dave