scent 509 Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 add a line to the story i went down the woods today and what did i see only........ ..a strange looking man, dressed in nothing more than a mouldy old pair of rigger boots! Even stranger was what he was trying to do with his.... 5 foot long rubber dildo which he gentle stroaked and loobed up waiting for..................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiny 7 1,694 Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 looking at the amount of posts some people have (and you know who you are just look to your left at your avatar) its a wonder they have time to go out with dogs they must be taking laptop with them i think its all about boosting their profile image to extreme hunter so they can say they an expert but when youve only been a member for about a year you must have sore fingers bad eyes and piles from sitting in front of computer 18 hrs a day i can handle an hr or so if theres an interesting topic but thats about it i like to be out doing what im passionate about or even just out for a walk on my own to see whats about spent an hour and half watching badger sow and three cubs that i bumped into on a stroll on my own last night im as happy watching wildlife as i am chasing it hate being indoors feel trapped . The summer months are LONG, Plus with all the new comers there plenty of time for post's, Atb T 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tis TM 8 Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 add a line to the story i went down the woods today and what did i see only........ ..a strange looking man, dressed in nothing more than a mouldy old pair of rigger boots! Even stranger was what he was trying to do with his.... 5 foot long rubber dildo which he gentle stroaked and loobed up waiting for..................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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