Guest wickidweasel Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 99.9% of my rows with my mrs are because im always on my computer. But im enough to drive anyone mad after a couple of days off it she realises its better for me to be quiet in a corner doing my thing than attempt to do the housework. Frank the secret is to do one thing everyday to please them just before they snap at you and always let them think theyve won or are right . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Sounds good, cheers. Its back to normal nearly, but for how long? Im just taking it all in me stride. :11: Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 one thing i find amazing about the fairer sex is that it's ok for them to shop everyday while you work, but try having a few hours out in the field of an evening bearing in mind you work five or more days a week they go apeshit....as for computers i know a few women who spend most of their time on them do naff all all day and so on. They fought for years for their right of equality and when you treat them as equals they then take a few steps backwards...mmmmmmmmmm that should open a nice can of worms... :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CornishmanUK 0 Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 (edited) I don't have a wife yet but sure that shes just around the corner, thats if the police have not moved her on yet! Edited July 25, 2006 by CornishmanUK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wickidweasel Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Sorry Frank i forgot to say I'm too tight to pay out for the piss up so Ive never tied the knot but weve got kids and been together for some time I'm saving the proposal for the next time she attempts to kill me Glad to hear things have calmed down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 i think if you've got a goodun keep hold of her coz they are few and far between, but havin said that, lifes too short to live with a badun for the wrong reasons, mine is as keen on the dogs as i am,we're out with them every day, she even goes lampin with me, going our seperate ways with a dog apiece and meeting up a few fields away, she even guts the rabbits we catch personally i think the secret is to happiness is give her a large portion of helmet 3 times a week whether she likes it or not, and do it right(wear a silver condom and come 2nd for a change) :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeff.s Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 MY 1ST WIFE DIDNT LIKE MY BELGIAN SHEP, JUST COS IT SHOWED HER TEETH AT HER, SO SHE SAID THE DOG GO,S OR I GO, MY 2ND WIFE GETS ON LOVELY WITH HER, jeff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Glad to hear things have calmed down Yes, but for how long i wonder? Frank. Just pleasure your missus orally now and again, its a hard job but pays off. Planing on that tonight Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 :sick: My god :sick: Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Good women are rare to come by. Its healthy to have some time with her, and some time to do what the feck you want with. She must understand that on a windy winter's night she will be second best to the field's. WHEN NATURE CALLS!!!! In the winter my lass just needs to look at the weather outside to realise if im leaving early, or late. If you give them enough attention other nights, they don't mind. What women need to understand (no sexism implied) is that us men love our own free time and free space to do whatever we choose, mine is mostly making net's & snare's. Stick at it and time will tell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wickidweasel Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Just pleasure your missus orally now and again, its a hard job but pays off. so thats why shes still here i thought it was my charming looks just gotta find a way to stop the ginga growing in my beard it seems to have rubbed off :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Glad to hear things have calmed down Yes, but for how long i wonder? Frank. Just pleasure your missus orally now and again, its a hard job but pays off. Planing on that tonight Frank. Too much information now Frank What women need to understand (no sexism implied) is that us men love our own free time and free space to do whatever we choose Ditto for women MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 molly, im not a female, so i didnt know that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 You need to get in touch with your feminen side then MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wickidweasel Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 wish i could find my feminine side maybe then i could understand why the mrs says shes not hungry then nicks half my chips or can spend the day round her mothers and hours on the phone in the evening talking to the same person. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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