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Im having wife trouble at present. :rolleyes:

had a blazing row, she is sick of my ferrets, shooting, hunting ect, ect. :(

I shoot crows, magies, pigeons, bunnys ect, to feed me ferts in the evening.

In order for them to stay cool, i rap them up in a bag and store them at the bottom of the fridge.

She hates this and today, was the last straw, when she got a rake of super market frozen stuff and wanted to freeze it in my freezer, she could not, as its full with game :unsure: :ph34r: :blink::D

 

That was it, she hit the roof and basicly everything i do and have, is nothing but disgusting, smeelly, flea ridden shite!!!!!!!

 

All the stuff i store, is kept clean and this is not true. :no:

 

Im trying not to be sexist here, but i have to let it out some how. :wacko:

I have been thinking of leaving, on and off for a while, but cant leave my 5 year old son, it would hurt too much. :cry: But i know i will see him every weekend ect. But i dont want him to grow up insacure ither.

 

Anyway, whats your wifes like? Sorry ladies, i hope i dont sound too sexsist, if you want, you can complain about your hubbys, if you want? :icon_redface:

Frank.

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i left my fecing wife comin 3yrs best thing i ever did i still see my 2yr old boy infact he is here with me now and is with me more than her.SO ITS HAPPY DAYS FOR ME and my girlfriend she loves the foxhunting and is into horses and all the rest of it in fact she whips into me.

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:icon_eek: Jesus F***ing Christ, Frank! Hold on there, mate! Leaving??? How about you buy a second freezer, man? FFS! Chest freezers are notoriously cheap. Run a wire to the back garden and put it there. Bit of 'fencing' to screen it and case it in ..... It'll never become a 'Feature', but it'll look less disgusting than a rust spotted, white box. She'd be justified in going ape sh*t over that.

 

So, is this the culmination of a long and insidious run of things you're finding are rankling her? Or is it just the weather? Consider that. Either way, why not try Talking to the woman? Half a bottle of wine and some laid back music might help. Get her to tell you what's Really behind all this.

 

It could be that she's got some entirely differant and unrelated thing on her mind, mate. But who else can she vent her anger / fear / frustration on? Like, say she's getting sh*t off her Boss, eg. She can hardly tell Him what she thinks of him. So she'd be coming home and venting it on you. (That's just a random example. It could be a health issue. Family thing. Global concern. Anything.) But try to talk to her, mate. It can be the Most cathartic thing in the world to just, finally, get something off ones chest.

 

Give her a chance to ~ and maybe put in a few gentle comments of your own? There's two of you involved in that partnership.

 

So, buy that freezer and talk. If that doesn't work? Smash her f***king skull in with a felling axe. Shove Her in your new freezer. Tell the boy 'Mummy's gone to visit the angels' and Hunt Like Hell till the Gardai catch up with you! :rofl:

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I agree with Ditch the Shit. I used to stick my ferts food and other kills in the fridge, but really that won't do even for me! Got myself a shed, kitted it out then picked up a nice little freezer for nowt. It's full of allsorts now...rabbit, moles, the odd rat, duck, fox pads from momentous red letter days with the hounds, babies...the usual stuff. Advertise for a freezer, in any condition. Chances are someone will have one standing doing nowt, unplugged in the back of a shop or warehouse.

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I don't have a problem with my Old Lady any more :good: I used to have the same problem :realmad: But I invested in the biggest blackbin liner I could find and a heavy spade A couple of whacks with the spade :good: and a shallow grave in a secluded spot, the problem's solved :rofl:

 

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Ps: I'm "feckin Kidding" buy another freezer, no wonder the lass is going nuts

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MY WIFE, ALL SHE WANT TO DO IS GO HUNTING ALL THE TIME, AND WALK MY AND EXERCISE MY DOGS, THEN WHEN SHE COMES BACK SHE COOKS CLEANS THE HOUSE FEED THE DOGS, WONT LET ME DO A THING, LIKE TODAY SHE WOKE ME UP TO TELL ME SHE WAS TAKING THE DOGS FOR A SWIM DOWN THE BEACH, I BETTER GO SHES SHOUTING ME FOR MY TEA, KNOW WONDER I,M A FAT SOD, ITS ALL HER FAULT.

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Got rid of the first one after 25 years, :yahoo:

 

I now have a younger model. Been married a year now :D

 

But the divorce was hell and the csa :diablo: well say no more.

 

Try and compromise, see things from her point of view, it may be that you have to give something up, you can always return to it later.....

 

Hope you sort things out, all the best.

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got rid of mine years ago, or should i say she thought the grass was greener somewhere else. If i ever bumped into the guy again i would shake his fecking hand, did me a right favour :laugh: i got three kids that live with me half the week and are here every day after school until i go to to work of a night. The eldest has just left school and is now living here full time as him & her fell out, mind you he is hard work and is starting to get his collar felt by mr plod which is doing me head in. Been with the girlfriend now for 8 yrs, she has her place and i have mine all is sort of rosy we do our own thing but its good to have our own places so we are not under each others feet all the time...perfect set up for me but even that can be hard work at times.

Try and work it out is what i would say, but if you don't get on and it gets to the stage that every thing you do or say is wrong in her mind then i would say get out before it turns nasty, i would also see if there was any tell tale signs of little changes in appearance etc. My ex went from wearing glasses to contacts, changing her hair, clothes etc until i found out that while i was looking after the kids so she could go out to club with friends she was shagging a bouncer :blink: ...saying that i do take a lot of the blame myself..did not give her the time and attention she deserved and was out fishing a lot day in day out leaving her with the kids so i suppose i deserved everything i got.... :cry:

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WELL FRANK ,

 

I THINK ITS A LUCKY MAN THAT DOESNT GET " SHIT " FROM HIS WOMAN

 

I KNOW IVE HAD PLENTY :D ...... THE THING IS I CAN UNDERSTAND HALF OF IT ........AS I DO TAKE THE PISS :yes: AT TIMES ,IN FROM WORK OUT ALL NIGHT EITHER HUNTING OR LOOKING AFTER MY STOCK [ THE STALLION THINKS IAM NUTS :o ] ......EVEN MAKING AN ODD VISIT :D THEN A FEW LONG PHONE CALLS TO FRIENDS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND A LATE NIGHT VISIT ON THE COMPUTOR , NORMALLY AFTER 10 pm

ADD TO THAT TRIPS ROUND THE COUNTRY ......... AND WEEKENDS AWAY......... HOLIDAYS ONLY AT CERTAIN TIMES .........WELL ..NO WONDER SHE GIVE ME THE ODD BIT OF NEEDLE :icon_redface:

 

BUT ITS SOMETHING IVE ALWAYS DONE ....................... AND I CANNOT IMAGINE "WHY " A PERSON THAT SUPPOSEDLY LOVES YOU WOULD WANT TO CHANGE YOU !!!!!!

 

 

IT COULD BE WORSE .................. I AINT ON THE PISS EVERY WEEKEND

DONT SMOKE / TAKE DRUGS

DONT GAMBLE ..... MUCH

 

PLUS .......... EVERY TIME OUR LASS GRUMBLES TO HER MA , SHE TELLS HER TO PULL HER NECK IN AS SHES GOT A GOOD UN :D ............. THEM LITTLE JOBS I DO FOR THE IN - LAWS REALLY PAY OFF :good:

 

WELL THATS MY EXCUSE ............ AND IAM STICKING TO IT :icon_redface:

 

 

ALL THE BEST DUCKWING ;)

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:icon_redface: my lass is great dose all the house work and cleans ferrets when required... she dose pretty much everything for me and i would be truely lost without her... best lass i have every met been toghther 3 years hope it lasts :good:
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