How to get to the Fens from oxford

[runforyourlife 361]

LOL, go for it pal, i have pulled it off for the last 7 times now......

eeerr, i hope you were,nt seen,the locals will search that place,they like a donar.

 

 

lol, dont worry pal, being going for 20 odd yrs...

[desertdog 149]

fair play bud.

[moonlighter 1,164]

Everone has there own styles of hunting but your best bet, if you want to course hares in the summer is this;...... First of all get yourself a suberu 4x4. Then get yourself some reebok classic trainers followed by some adidas 3 strip tracky bottoms.........then take a young dog, normally under 12 months and load it into the back of your car with about 6 other dogs and 3 more mates.........then find a big fat hare(these are usually the pregnant ones) and slip your dog at close range...if your dog struggles to catch it then as a tip, try slipping the other 5 dogs...........I also prefer to run on rock hard summer plough as this really toughens the dogs feet up........and then finnally, when the farmer turns up......kick the shit out of him and set fire to his barn.......hope this helps......happy hunting..........TIP;; By following the above guide you will ensure that no locals will ever get permission on the fens ever again, thus leaving more hares for you to run

[runforyourlife 361]

Everone has there own styles of hunting but your best bet, if you want to course hares in the summer is this;...... First of all get yourself a suberu 4x4. Then get yourself some reebok classic trainers followed by some adidas 3 strip tracky bottoms.........then take a young dog, normally under 12 months and load it into the back of your car with about 6 other dogs and 3 more mates.........then find a big fat hare(these are usually the pregnant ones) and slip your dog at close range...if your dog struggles to catch it then as a tip, try slipping the other 5 dogs...........I also prefer to run on rock hard summer plough as this really toughens the dogs feet up........and then finnally, when the farmer turns up......kick the shit out of him and set fire to his barn.......hope this helps......happy hunting..........TIP;; By following the above guide you will ensure that no locals will ever get permission on the fens ever again, thus leaving more hares for you to run

 

 

 

[riohog 5,816]

if all that failes the old bill will give you a good chase down the A14 or a47 make sure your scoobi has a service before you go

[Guest dances]

if your from cornwall, why ask about oxford??

[riohog 5,816]

if your from cornwall, why ask about oxford??

 

 

mybe he wants to go to university there

[TOMO 27,227]

Does any body knoe how to get to the fens from oxford please and how far is it

 

got to be a wind up

 

if you cant pic a map up and have a look then feck me you should not be allowed VOTE

[inan 841]

Everone has there own styles of hunting but your best bet, if you want to course hares in the summer is this;...... First of all get yourself a suberu 4x4. Then get yourself some reebok classic trainers followed by some adidas 3 strip tracky bottoms.........then take a young dog, normally under 12 months and load it into the back of your car with about 6 other dogs and 3 more mates.........then find a big fat hare(these are usually the pregnant ones) and slip your dog at close range...if your dog struggles to catch it then as a tip, try slipping the other 5 dogs...........I also prefer to run on rock hard summer plough as this really toughens the dogs feet up........and then finnally, when the farmer turns up......kick the shit out of him and set fire to his barn.......hope this helps......happy hunting..........TIP;; By following the above guide you will ensure that no locals will ever get permission on the fens ever again, thus leaving more hares for you to run

Classic, and, like all really funny statements ,it has more than a passing resemblance to the truth.

[inan 841]

healthand safety is paramount on the fens, you,ll need a method statement(to avoid falling into dykes when being chased) and a written risk assessment(for other hazards), ie angry farmers, and hi,viz, is essential so when you do get nailed the plod can pick up your mangled bodyout of the ramsey forty foot, on second thoughts dont come we,ve enough inbreds, we dont want new blood.

Don't forget the helicopter on 24hrs stand by, which you locals are paying for.

[inan 841]

healthand safety is paramount on the fens, you,ll need a method statement(to avoid falling into dykes when being chased) and a written risk assessment(for other hazards), ie angry farmers, and hi,viz, is essential so when you do get nailed the plod can pick up your mangled bodyout of the ramsey forty foot, on second thoughts dont come we,ve enough inbreds, we dont want new blood.

If you manage to avoid all these hazards you will probably get run down by a Pole or Kosovan ,or maybe just bundled into a dyke. Have fun!

[runforyourlife 361]

Are we to be concerned about the locals here or what, dont really understand. We pay for all the ilegals around here, think thats a little more worrying than out of towners chasing a big ear...

[desertdog 149]

i think we are just making a few pointers, for the safety of people coming to the fen, now we would,nt want any accidents,and also may i point out, dont forget to leave the dogs behind, and make sure you turn up the fields in your roo or just leave it in the field for the dogs to sleep in when you leg it,and leave the hares you caught on the side of the road to feed local foxes.

[Guest anonymous]

Most importantly.............. make sure if it's in the winter, your dog has a good dose of saluki in it, you'll not catch anything otherwise.......