Yokel Matt 918 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I had mine in April.. went coasteering around pembrokshire, clay shooting and paintballing while dressed in in a playboy bunny suit - in the evening i got covered in spray cream and chocolate sauce and near-as-dam-it sodomised by a plastic (but quite fit) swansy stripper in a pub full of people - most of whole i didn't know. I then had a pint of piss someone found in the toilets poured over me before going to a club. Ahhh... those were the days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rodsmith Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I had mine in April.. went coasteering around pembrokshire, clay shooting and paintballing while dressed in in a playboy bunny suit - in the evening i got covered in spray cream and chocolate sauce and near-as-dam-it sodomised by a plastic (but quite fit) swansy stripper in a pub full of people - most of whole i didn't know. I then had a pint of piss someone found in the toilets poured over me before going to a club. Ahhh... those were the days. Ummm,is it ok to ask what sort of club??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rodsmith Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Been a few places on Stag Do's , few times Blackpool same for Newcastle, Riga-latvia, Scarbrough ,Wakefield, Amsterdam is a great laugh but one of the best was Edinburgh fecking class the pubs, bars, clubs top dollar. Tomo could tel you better but they say Nottingham is a good night also. Never mind him being a lightweight with booze its a one off ocassion ( hopefully ) and no excuse. ahh,blackpool.had some fun there in the past and the women were "yummy" and certainly NOT shy!!! ooops,Mrs just pulled up,no fooker reply to this,if she sees it im in the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mouse 282 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 send away with WILF AND WINKHOUND for a weekend.that will make him love you even more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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WILF 46,549 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 send away with WILF AND WINKHOUND for a weekend.that will make him love you even more. We will get him spewed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I had mine in April.. went coasteering around pembrokshire, clay shooting and paintballing while dressed in in a playboy bunny suit - in the evening i got covered in spray cream and chocolate sauce and near-as-dam-it sodomised by a plastic (but quite fit) swansy stripper in a pub full of people - most of whole i didn't know. I then had a pint of piss someone found in the toilets poured over me before going to a club. Ahhh... those were the days. Ummm,is it ok to ask what sort of club??? A seedy one full of farmers wives in Carmathan... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rodsmith Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I had mine in April.. went coasteering around pembrokshire, clay shooting and paintballing while dressed in in a playboy bunny suit - in the evening i got covered in spray cream and chocolate sauce and near-as-dam-it sodomised by a plastic (but quite fit) swansy stripper in a pub full of people - most of whole i didn't know. I then had a pint of piss someone found in the toilets poured over me before going to a club. Ahhh... those were the days. Ummm,is it ok to ask what sort of club??? A seedy one full of farmers wives in Carmathan... Mmmm,"YUMMY!" :crazy: :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billbroon 9 Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 has to be amsterdam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GameBirdMeg 21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 get him shit faced.tie a condom arond his neck,write "lonely" on his forehead and drop him off at a gay club.id do it to my mates!!! He will remember that for a wile see,everyone needs a best man like me.im open to offers!! mmm...I think I will pass on that offer on his behalf....thanks lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rodsmith Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 get him shit faced.tie a condom arond his neck,write "lonely" on his forehead and drop him off at a gay club.id do it to my mates!!! He will remember that for a wile see,everyone needs a best man like me.im open to offers!! mmm...I think I will pass on that offer on his behalf....thanks lol "spoilsport".. it will be a night he wont forget,thats for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GameBirdMeg 21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 The clip he has seen on you tube is people firing 700 nitros. Is there anywhere in the UK where you can do that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GameBirdMeg 21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 get him shit faced.tie a condom arond his neck,write "lonely" on his forehead and drop him off at a gay club.id do it to my mates!!! He will remember that for a wile see,everyone needs a best man like me.im open to offers!! mmm...I think I will pass on that offer on his behalf....thanks lol "spoilsport".. it will be a night he wont forget,thats for sure. poor fella you;d scar him for life!! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rodsmith Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 The clip he has seen on you tube is people firing 700 nitros. Is there anywhere in the UK where you can do that? he'd get that fired "UP HIM" if left in a gay club as i suggested. :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GameBirdMeg 21 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 The clip he has seen on you tube is people firing 700 nitros. Is there anywhere in the UK where you can do that? he'd get that fired "UP HIM" if left in a gay club as i suggested. :sick: He'd be a ''broken man'' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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