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Hey guys I need your help.

 

Our Best Man is trying to think of what to do for a stag do for my fella as we are getting hitched this Sept. But we can't think of any. His done paintballing and stuff at other peoples doos and has done assault courses. He can't think of anything and his giving up hope on actually doing anything and i wondered if you guys could think of anything. (He finds clay shooting boring too). His an outdoor kind of guy, loves his shooting, picking up, terriers and ferrets. is a lightweight when it comes to booze. And it must be relatively on the lower price range for everyone to be able to go and must be in this country as the BM has recently suffered with DVT.

 

Any ideas are greatly appreciated!!! Thanks!

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I know you said it has to be in this country because of someone having DVT, but Amsterdam is a really good do, You can get a ferry over there for about £40, you spend the night on the ferry having a few drinks then get to Amsterdam for 9 in the morning stay until 4 and back on the ferry for the return journey. There are loads of bars, clubs etc.

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I know you said it has to be in this country because of someone having DVT, but Amsterdam is a really good do, You can get a ferry over there for about £40, you spend the night on the ferry having a few drinks then get to Amsterdam for 9 in the morning stay until 4 and back on the ferry for the return journey. There are loads of bars, clubs etc.

 

thats not a bad idea. will look into that

 

any more ideas??

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Go out, get him absolutely fecking smashed.......get him to some seedy club........ find the dirtiest, fattest tart in there.......get her to perform all manner of perversions on him........leave him there.......go home and wait for him to turn up next day.

 

Its the way forward :D

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Go out, get him absolutely fecking smashed.......get him to some seedy club........ find the dirtiest, fattest tart in there.......get her to perform all manner of perversions on him........leave him there.......go home and wait for him to turn up next day.

 

Its the way forward :D

 

 

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

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Go out, get him absolutely fecking smashed.......get him to some seedy club........ find the dirtiest, fattest tart in there.......get her to perform all manner of perversions on him........leave him there.......go home and wait for him to turn up next day.

 

Its the way forward :D

 

Wilf are you telling me your fantasys again? lol It would be funny however he doesn't like being the person whose centre of attention on strippers/lap dancers, he'd prob end up knocking who ever organised it out! He doesn't mind watching it with a crowd but a one 2 one I think he gets embarressed :icon_redface:

 

Is there anywhere where you can experience BIG rifle firing? He saw some clips on You Tube with sniper rifles thought that'd be a laugh! (might turn up the next day however with a dislocated shoulder!)

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Canoe down the Wye towards Monmouth.

You can camp out on loads of sites which allow fires. Sit around a camp fire with your mates with a few bottles of the good stuff, get wasted and check out some of the best countryside in England from a perspective rarely seen. Get to Monmouth or Symonds Yat and you can either get a taxi to where your motors are or off hir the canoes and go home.......after drinking copious amounts of ale/cider of course.

 

Hope you have a good wedding.

 

Best Wishes

 

 

Swampy

 

Ninging up the creek without a padde

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Canoe down the Wye towards Monmouth.

You can camp out on loads of sites which allow fires. Sit around a camp fire with your mates with a few bottles of the good stuff, get wasted and check out some of the best countryside in England from a perspective rarely seen. Get to Monmouth or Symonds Yat and you can either get a taxi to where your motors are or off hir the canoes and go home.......after drinking copious amounts of ale/cider of course.

 

Hope you have a good wedding.

 

Best Wishes

 

 

Swampy

 

Ninging up the creek without a padde

lol that sounds fun!!!

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Go around town dressed as babies with nappies dummy’s the whole shebang get absolutely shitfaced and spend a couple of hour in a strip club and finish the night off in a brothel. wake up in the morning feeling nice and refreshed and ready to sing his life away. :clapper: :alcoholic: Congratulations :cheers: atb bedrock

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Go around town dressed as babies with nappies dummy’s the whole shebang get absolutely shitfaced and spend a couple of hour in a strip club and finish the night off in a brothel. wake up in the morning feeling nice and refreshed and ready to sing his life away. :clapper: :alcoholic: Congratulations :cheers: atb bedrock

 

get him shit faced.tie a condom arond his neck,write "lonely" on his forehead and drop him off at a gay club.id do it to my mates!!! :secret:

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get him shit faced.tie a condom arond his neck,write "lonely" on his forehead and drop him off at a gay club.id do it to my mates!!!

 

:clapper: He will remember that for a wile :wub:

 

 

see,everyone needs a best man like me.im open to offers!!

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