simba 1 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details" These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise. 7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue. 8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have remained unfertilized. 10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
me1 99 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 :alcoholic: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 so who is the daddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhitehunter 47 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 haha, some of those women shouldve been taken out of the gene pool how dumb can one person get.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,503 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps fekin class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
csme55ex 2 Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 very funny made me proper laugh .....got to say i bet there all the local bike dirty rotters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dances Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 classic :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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