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My mate has just found out they have got a roost of bats in there loft,they make so much noise you cant sleep in the bedroom below.

 

anyone know how to get them to feck off,dont know what type they are but there are loads of them...

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Lmao mate makes me laugh had a phone call from a brother over the weekend while i waas enjoying my night out he was going mad saying theres a bat in his bedroom and as you can imagine hes a little girl!I was miles away and it was 2am so he rang my mother,she drove over there old scholl with a tennis racket and killed it in one!

if i was you i would remove your post as you have just told the world that your mother has broken the law by killing a proteced animal. natural england do not mess around about bats they are up there with badgers :angry::angry:

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My mate has just found out they have got a roost of bats in there loft,they make so much noise you cant sleep in the bedroom below.

 

anyone know how to get them to feck off,dont know what type they are but there are loads of them...

affraid there is nothing you can do, you may be able to get a lecince but there is a 1 in 10000000 chance of getting it

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Guest Bennybhoy
Lmao mate makes me laugh had a phone call from a brother over the weekend while i waas enjoying my night out he was going mad saying theres a bat in his bedroom and as you can imagine hes a little girl!I was miles away and it was 2am so he rang my mother,she drove over there old scholl with a tennis racket and killed it in one!

if i was you i would remove your post as you have just told the world that your mother has broken the law by killing a proteced animal. natural england do not mess around about bats they are up there with badgers :angry::angry:

sound advice.

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Guest miller1989
Lmao mate makes me laugh had a phone call from a brother over the weekend while i waas enjoying my night out he was going mad saying theres a bat in his bedroom and as you can imagine hes a little girl!I was miles away and it was 2am so he rang my mother,she drove over there old scholl with a tennis racket and killed it in one!

if i was you i would remove your post as you have just told the world that your mother has broken the law by killing a proteced animal. natural england do not mess around about bats they are up there with badgers :angry::angry:

 

Cant help bad luck can you,was i to no bats where protected was she?no! They can come for my mother but weather or not they will find a tessis racket or a dead bats another thing and without them theyve no evidence so :feck: with your :angry: :angry: faces paraniod or what!

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My mate has just found out they have got a roost of bats in there loft,they make so much noise you cant sleep in the bedroom below.

 

anyone know how to get them to feck off,dont know what type they are but there are loads of them...

We've had a large pipistrelle bat colony in the roof space of our single storey cottage for donkeys year and we have never lost a nights sleep over their comings and goings. The mice however are a different matter!

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Lmao mate makes me laugh had a phone call from a brother over the weekend while i waas enjoying my night out he was going mad saying theres a bat in his bedroom and as you can imagine hes a little girl!I was miles away and it was 2am so he rang my mother,she drove over there old scholl with a tennis racket and killed it in one!

if i was you i would remove your post as you have just told the world that your mother has broken the law by killing a proteced animal. natural england do not mess around about bats they are up there with badgers :angry::angry:

 

Cant help bad luck can you,was i to no bats where protected was she?no! They can come for my mother but weather or not they will find a tessis racket or a dead bats another thing and without them theyve no evidence so :feck: with your :angry: :angry: faces paraniod or what!

 

I hate to be inflammatory, but you sir, are an idiot.

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Lmao mate makes me laugh had a phone call from a brother over the weekend while i waas enjoying my night out he was going mad saying theres a bat in his bedroom and as you can imagine hes a little girl!I was miles away and it was 2am so he rang my mother,she drove over there old scholl with a tennis racket and killed it in one!

 

Still chin up kid, your old mum will only be locked up for several hours whilsy they look for the tennis racket and dead bat, she should be home in time to read you your bed time story :victory: Lessons to be learned here Miller, lessons to be learned :thumbs:

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I'm tempted to think it may be mice in your attic as Eskdalehawks said.

 

Bat roosts may be removed outside the breeding season (which I think will be almost over.) But you have to get a properly licensed person to do it for you. As for killing a bat, or a colony; they are very, very well protected ~ it is an offence to be in possession of a dead one. I would defiantly remove that post about killing that individual.

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I've got to admit I do like this site, you meet all sorts!!!!!

Don't for fcks sake touch those bats, thier roost or anything to do with them!

English Nature will only prosecute if they are sure of success which means if you get to court you're knackered. Like badgers, bats have TOTAL protection which can mean prison.

So take a tip from me and leave the little fckers alone!!!!

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