squint 17 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 You did the right thing there mate,shooting his dog for killing your chickens and mouthing it off to the kids.Personally i wouldn't have stopped at the dog i'd have had to shoot him his family, his families family,all his animals,any animals that were passing just to be sure they weren't his animals.Then i'd wait at his funeral and shoot anyone who turned up to mourn even the vicar for even associating with him,the editor of the paper they put his obituary in and the reporters aswell............The rest i will leave upto your imagination. Of course this is all B******S and made up,just thought i'd join in the thread as i was feeling left out plus i've not keyboard warriored for a bit and thought i was going a bit soft in my old age....... Now i feel strong again...... :showoff: :crazy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 i wpuld ov shot him for mouthing at the kids What with, your fecking super soaker? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,827 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) i wpuld ov shot him for mouthing at the kids What with, your fecking super soaker? super soaker 2000 actually You did the right thing there mate,shooting his dog for killing your chickens and mouthing it off to the kids.Personally i wouldn't have stopped at the dog i'd have had to shoot him his family, his families family,all his animals,any animals that were passing just to be sure they weren't his animals.Then i'd wait at his funeral and shoot anyone who turned up to mourn even the vicar for even associating with him,the editor of the paper they put his obituary in and the reporters aswell............The rest i will leave upto your imagination. Of course this is all B******S and made up,just thought i'd join in the thread as i was feeling left out plus i've not keyboard warriored for a bit and thought i was going a bit soft in my old age....... Now i feel strong again...... :showoff: :crazy: and i thought my tics were bad :blink: :wacko: :wacko: Edited July 8, 2009 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,529 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 if it had been me id have grabbed the dog and shut it in somewhere its only a terrier not a rotty or a akita, found out whos it was then demanded compensation, what with pol fetching up to £30 each then they could have it back as for the dog walking episode no kid of mine would take me dogs out on their tod and nobody would talk to me boys like that or they would have a long conversation with mr scaffold pole, oh the scaffold pole officer i keep that in my bus as i have a bad back and cant undo the wheelnuts with out if i have a puncture Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edd_Wiltshire 9 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 This must be a wind up! Shall we have an additional forum for General Windups! Christ on a bike! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Single Handed. . 1 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 This must be a wind up! Shall we have an additional forum for General Windups! Christ on a bike! I personally think this is a wind up. But if its not whats with all the gangster talk?????? -HANGIN PEOPLE OFF BRIDGES. . . . . . -STABBIN PEOPLE. . . . . . -GUTTIN PEOPLE. . . . . . -SHOOTIN PEOPLE. . . . . GROW UP AN SORT YOUR F*CKIN HEADS OUT!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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