steve66 3,394 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 An extremely wealthy -year-old man arrived for his annual check-up and smiled when the doctor enquired about his health. "Never better," he proudly announced, "I've taken an 18-year-old bride, and shes pregnant! What do you think of that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. However, one day he over slept and in the rush, he dashed out with his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Go on Doc," says the old-timer, "Deep in the woods, he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" Dumbfounded, the old codger shook his head. "The bear fell dead infront of him." "Thats impossible!" exclaimed the old man, "Someone else must have been doing the shooting," Sighing the Doctor gave his patient a friendly tap on the back, "Thats what I'm getting at Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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